And remember .........Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Happy Halloween
And remember .........Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Just A Few Things
#1 I read Missies journal last night and it seems that they can't get to the kidney stones and she has to go back to get an ultra sound done to smash those bad boys up.
Nicci good luck with that , our prayers are out to you kiddo!
#2 Sugar of Sugar shack asked for a little help posting a new journal for her,so here it is... http://memorial4ourbelovedpets.blogspot.com/
#3 My Debbie might be losing her Job due to corporate lay offs, she just took a demotion, just a lateral move for right now.
Things are getting tuff all over!
#4 A note to self don't leave the Preperation H by the toothpaste!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Nicci good luck with that , our prayers are out to you kiddo!
#2 Sugar of Sugar shack asked for a little help posting a new journal for her,so here it is... http://memorial4ourbelovedpets.blogspot.com/
#3 My Debbie might be losing her Job due to corporate lay offs, she just took a demotion, just a lateral move for right now.
Things are getting tuff all over!
#4 A note to self don't leave the Preperation H by the toothpaste!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Update On Nicci
Nicci went into Surgery she has 2 stones.
Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers.
And as always, thanks for listening!
Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers.
And as always, thanks for listening!
Ok Peeps Listen Up !
Ok peeps listen up Ok?
Missie at Missies upside down world just left to take her Nicci to the Hospital , she has a very large Kidney Stone she can't pass.
We need all you out their to pray for Nicci so this stone can pass with no pain and to get well quick!
Now get going , well wishes and prayers are needed!
And as always,thanks for listening!
P.S. She is one of my followers on my side bar
Missie at Missies upside down world just left to take her Nicci to the Hospital , she has a very large Kidney Stone she can't pass.
We need all you out their to pray for Nicci so this stone can pass with no pain and to get well quick!
Now get going , well wishes and prayers are needed!
And as always,thanks for listening!
P.S. She is one of my followers on my side bar
Mischief Night
Tonight I have fun with my two little guys next door.
They come over to my house tonight to trick or treat because they have a party tomorrow to go to!
I told Debbie to get me two cans of mixed vegetables and put the cans in a box wrap it up as a gift for Halloween and put Trick Or Treat? on the box and tell them to open it up in front of their parents.
I'll tell their mom what is going on before hand and give her a gift card for the boys.
Can't wait to pull this on those lil guys.
Debbie says I'm mean , hey someone has to be mischievous tonight!
And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
They come over to my house tonight to trick or treat because they have a party tomorrow to go to!
I told Debbie to get me two cans of mixed vegetables and put the cans in a box wrap it up as a gift for Halloween and put Trick Or Treat? on the box and tell them to open it up in front of their parents.
I'll tell their mom what is going on before hand and give her a gift card for the boys.
Can't wait to pull this on those lil guys.
Debbie says I'm mean , hey someone has to be mischievous tonight!
And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Can You Feel The Love?
Last night Debbie and I were arguing over bills again, that we were now on a budget.
Boy was she pissed on the idea of being on a budget.
She Said" Right now John you are feeling like a brother that I never had, you know the one, the inbred , banjo playing freak in Deliverance!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Boy was she pissed on the idea of being on a budget.
She Said" Right now John you are feeling like a brother that I never had, you know the one, the inbred , banjo playing freak in Deliverance!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sex
Having sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope!
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Toys You Don't Get In A Happy Meal
And remember.....Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
2 Am Dealing With Pain
Most of you know that I have copd and cronic pain in my hips.
It seems every year the breathing and the pain gets worst.
When I try to lay down it seems that my lungs are flooding and I stop breathing or Debbie rolls over and jars my legs in which sends sever pain shooting through my body.
Now I set here at 2 am pondering about life and it's meaning, why are we born,why do we get sick and the biggy why do we die?
What is the purpose of life?
Why are we here?
What is our purpose in life?
What is the big picture?
I know that alot of people will give me a religious answer to all this but that ain't what I'm searching for,nope not at all.
Is there a bigger purpose for life?
I'm not seeing it right now.
13 years ago I watched my dads life end in my arms and last month the same with my mother.
I just don't get it .
What is the purpose of life?
And as always, thanks for listening!
It seems every year the breathing and the pain gets worst.
When I try to lay down it seems that my lungs are flooding and I stop breathing or Debbie rolls over and jars my legs in which sends sever pain shooting through my body.
Now I set here at 2 am pondering about life and it's meaning, why are we born,why do we get sick and the biggy why do we die?
What is the purpose of life?
Why are we here?
What is our purpose in life?
What is the big picture?
I know that alot of people will give me a religious answer to all this but that ain't what I'm searching for,nope not at all.
Is there a bigger purpose for life?
I'm not seeing it right now.
13 years ago I watched my dads life end in my arms and last month the same with my mother.
I just don't get it .
What is the purpose of life?
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Beer VS. Religion
Beer vs. Religion TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION!
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for
themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors
trying to give it away.
5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or
tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second
Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to
help you stop.
And remember...............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for
themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors
trying to give it away.
5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or
tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second
Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to
help you stop.
And remember...............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
SEX
There are many sexual devices that create sexual arousal in women,the biggest one is the Mercedes-Benz 380sl convertible !
And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Just A Thought
Life is a sexually transmitted disease!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Idiots Working In The U.S.A,
This is a full blown rant of why I am Pissed!
I worked hard all of my working days and always did my jobs right and weather it was loading freight for costumers on their trucks or sloping beer for the locals, courtesy to others got you more tips and the costumer was always right, Right?
Not in this case with Ahab and Habib 2 freakin' Pakastanis that run a local Uni - Mart!
Yesterday I got a few money orders to pay bills got home and realized I was 30.00 dollars short in my change, which rarely happens on my part before leaving a store with 2 idot camel jockeys running the place , I look at the money orders and instead of a money order for 28.50 it was for 58.50!
Ok ,this should be simple, just go back and have them void the money order and print a new one and get my change back right?
Not with Ahab and Habib , you asked for the 58.50 we give you 58.50 can not void or give you change!
You made mistake not we!
Well let me tell you Johnny G. just about went over the counter to kick some camel jockey's asses!
I just started throwing shit at them then left the store flipping those assholes off!
When did we let these rag heads in?
Why do we let freakin' idiots run businesses that can't read or write or speak the english?
Hell ,those 2 towel heads couldn't even laugh in english!
I think I'll stop by today just to say hello!
Screw them ,Those freakin' Rag heads are done with my business!
And as always,thanks for listening!
I worked hard all of my working days and always did my jobs right and weather it was loading freight for costumers on their trucks or sloping beer for the locals, courtesy to others got you more tips and the costumer was always right, Right?
Not in this case with Ahab and Habib 2 freakin' Pakastanis that run a local Uni - Mart!
Yesterday I got a few money orders to pay bills got home and realized I was 30.00 dollars short in my change, which rarely happens on my part before leaving a store with 2 idot camel jockeys running the place , I look at the money orders and instead of a money order for 28.50 it was for 58.50!
Ok ,this should be simple, just go back and have them void the money order and print a new one and get my change back right?
Not with Ahab and Habib , you asked for the 58.50 we give you 58.50 can not void or give you change!
You made mistake not we!
Well let me tell you Johnny G. just about went over the counter to kick some camel jockey's asses!
I just started throwing shit at them then left the store flipping those assholes off!
When did we let these rag heads in?
Why do we let freakin' idiots run businesses that can't read or write or speak the english?
Hell ,those 2 towel heads couldn't even laugh in english!
I think I'll stop by today just to say hello!
Screw them ,Those freakin' Rag heads are done with my business!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or whats going on.
My 3 words are...........
Very Freakin' Pissed
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are...........
Very Freakin' Pissed
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Can You Feel The Love?
I decided to surprise Debbie at the door yesterday dressed as a flasher, you Know the garb, hat ,sun glasses, trench coat ,Nikes and a smile.
When she opened the door I flashed her and yelled Surprise!
Her Reply"That coat has a hidious lining!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
When she opened the door I flashed her and yelled Surprise!
Her Reply"That coat has a hidious lining!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Gang Bangers
2 rival gangs , 1 from N.Y. the other from R.I. were both busted in the projects 3 miles from my house selling Heroine.
Millions of dollars were sold in the last year in my area alone.
Being a good Samaritan and a self proclaimed crime stopper, I was on the look out for Gang Bangers and the such.
Yesterday while out paying bills I noticed something really odd across the street from the Gas Company, could it be?
Damn it , it was, 10 gang bangers looking violent and flashing gang signs, I leaped into action and called the local P. D.!
They asked me were my location was And I told them that I was at the gas company.
Then they asked me if these Gang bangers were in front of the Institute For The Deaf.
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always , thanks for listening!
Millions of dollars were sold in the last year in my area alone.
Being a good Samaritan and a self proclaimed crime stopper, I was on the look out for Gang Bangers and the such.
Yesterday while out paying bills I noticed something really odd across the street from the Gas Company, could it be?
Damn it , it was, 10 gang bangers looking violent and flashing gang signs, I leaped into action and called the local P. D.!
They asked me were my location was And I told them that I was at the gas company.
Then they asked me if these Gang bangers were in front of the Institute For The Deaf.
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always , thanks for listening!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Can You Feel The Love
Whilst making love to Debbie last night, I noticed her eyes were closed all through the hour long session,when I asked her about it , Her freakin' reply was " John , you know that I don't like to see you having any fun!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, October 20, 2008
My Choice For President
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
My Golf Game Is Improving
Went Golfing today and quit after the first hole.
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I've Got The Monday Morning Blues
I woke up this morning not feeling my usual,just a tad off,you know that feeling.
Then I realized it was the Monday Morning Blues.
I needed a little Blues today.
Check these young kids out they are awesome!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXEKx0jH3KU
Just the dose I need to get through the day!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Then I realized it was the Monday Morning Blues.
I needed a little Blues today.
Check these young kids out they are awesome!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXEKx0jH3KU
Just the dose I need to get through the day!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
A Anniversary Gift From Debbie
I think she is trying to tell me something?
And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always ,thanks for listening!
I'll Take 2 Dead Ones To Go Hold The Pickle
LONDON (Reuters) - A man discovered making kebabs near a corpse has been banned from managing food businesses and fined 3,800 pounds, Wolverhampton City Council said Tuesday.
Jaswinder Singh, 45, was found by police making kebabs at Pappu Sweet Center and Catering in Wolverhampton in August in a kitchen where a dead man was lying on a sofa.
As well the corpse, the policeman discovered another man smoking and spitting repeatedly on the floor, while in a room near the kitchen, a defrosting chicken, oozing blood and juices, was covered with flies.
Environmental health officers had visited the shop over a number of months previously where they had warned Singh to improve his food hygiene standards after finding rat droppings as well as a dead rat beneath a pot.
"We were called to reports of a sudden death," said West Midlands Police spokeswoman Joanne Hunt. "A post mortem was carried out, but found the death was not suspicious, so the matter was referred to the coroner."
Wolverhampton's city council's chief environmental services officer Nick Edwards said: "The council will not tolerate those who put the public at risk by preparing food in insanitary conditions.
"We are pleased that the council's actions have resulted in the courts banning this individual from ever running a food business again."
Hold the pickle hold the lettus special orders don't upset us,Have it your way!
Jaswinder Singh, 45, was found by police making kebabs at Pappu Sweet Center and Catering in Wolverhampton in August in a kitchen where a dead man was lying on a sofa.
As well the corpse, the policeman discovered another man smoking and spitting repeatedly on the floor, while in a room near the kitchen, a defrosting chicken, oozing blood and juices, was covered with flies.
Environmental health officers had visited the shop over a number of months previously where they had warned Singh to improve his food hygiene standards after finding rat droppings as well as a dead rat beneath a pot.
"We were called to reports of a sudden death," said West Midlands Police spokeswoman Joanne Hunt. "A post mortem was carried out, but found the death was not suspicious, so the matter was referred to the coroner."
Wolverhampton's city council's chief environmental services officer Nick Edwards said: "The council will not tolerate those who put the public at risk by preparing food in insanitary conditions.
"We are pleased that the council's actions have resulted in the courts banning this individual from ever running a food business again."
Hold the pickle hold the lettus special orders don't upset us,Have it your way!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or whats going on.
My 3 words are.........
It's chilly here!
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are.........
It's chilly here!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, October 17, 2008
Emily AKA LIL TWIGGY
Talked to lil Emily's mom a little while ago and she agreed to let me call Emily lil Twiggy in honor of my Mom.
And as always, thanks for listening!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Flying High Lyrics
This is the lyrics to the first sound track of We Were Soldiers.
I love this song!
Lyrics - Flying High
Lay me doon In the caul, caul groon
Whau afore Monie mair huv gaun
Lay me doon Lay me doon In the caul, caul groon
Whau afore Monie mair huv gaun
When they come A will staun ma groon
Staun ma groon nae be afraid...
I love this song!
Lyrics - Flying High
Lay me doon In the caul, caul groon
Whau afore Monie mair huv gaun
Lay me doon Lay me doon In the caul, caul groon
Whau afore Monie mair huv gaun
When they come A will staun ma groon
Staun ma groon nae be afraid...
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
One Life Out One Life In
An old Irish saying is that one life leaves us and one life comes in!
I welcome a 7.9 ounce baby girl Eim`ile aka Emily Rea Michaels.
She came in after my Mother died.
I'll meet her this Sunday.
Lil one breathe strong , live strong for your name is strong.
Angel , God bless!
And as always,thanks for listening!
I welcome a 7.9 ounce baby girl Eim`ile aka Emily Rea Michaels.
She came in after my Mother died.
I'll meet her this Sunday.
Lil one breathe strong , live strong for your name is strong.
Angel , God bless!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Can You Feel The Love
The love started 21 years and a month ago when I met Debbie in a Bar I was working in.
She walked in and sat down, I just knew then that she was the one.
I walked over to her and Said " Hello doll, My name is John and I'll be your server tonight, can I get you anything?"
Her freakin' reply was" Yes John you can get lost!"
Can you feel the freakin' love?
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
She walked in and sat down, I just knew then that she was the one.
I walked over to her and Said " Hello doll, My name is John and I'll be your server tonight, can I get you anything?"
Her freakin' reply was" Yes John you can get lost!"
Can you feel the freakin' love?
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
A New Campaign Song For Both McCain And Obama
The way both partys are talking, it 's all a facade!
Yeah Baby it's an Eminence Front, It's a put on!
And remember ................
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
In Reference To The Song I Don't Like Mondays
Brenda Ann Spencer (born April 3, 1962) is a convicted American murderer who carried out a shooting spree at Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego, California on January 29, 1979. Principal Burton Wragg and head custodian Mike Suchar were killed in the attack, while eight children and a police officer sustained wounds. One of the children, who was hit in the hand, talked about the incident on the The Mikey Show, a local radio station to San Diego County.
The school was across the street from Spencer's house. She used a rifle that she had recently been given for Christmas by her father. When the six-hour incident ended and she was asked whom she wanted to shoot, she said, "I like red and blue jackets". When asked why, she shrugged and replied, "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day."[1] She also said, "I had no reason for it, and it was just a lot of fun"; "It was just like shooting ducks in a pond"' and "[The children] looked like a herd of cows standing around; it was really easy pickings." At the time of the shootings, Brenda Ann Spencer was 16 years old.
She pleaded guilty to two counts of murder and assault with a deadly weapon, and was sentenced to prison for 25 years to life, currently being served at The California Institution for Women in Chino.[1] She has been eligible for parole four times and has been turned down each time, most recently in 2005. She will be eligible for parole again in 2009.
In 2005, she claimed that she was drunk and under the influence of PCP, and that her father, Wallace Spencer, had sexually abused her as a child and that the state and her attorney conspired to hide her drug test results.
Spencer's crime, perceived lack of remorse, and lack of a serious explanation for her actions when captured, inspired the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by The Boomtown Rats, written by Bob Geldof. Her quote "I don't like Mondays" also appears written on a wall in the 1985 movie The Breakfast Club
And as always, thanks for listening!
The school was across the street from Spencer's house. She used a rifle that she had recently been given for Christmas by her father. When the six-hour incident ended and she was asked whom she wanted to shoot, she said, "I like red and blue jackets". When asked why, she shrugged and replied, "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day."[1] She also said, "I had no reason for it, and it was just a lot of fun"; "It was just like shooting ducks in a pond"' and "[The children] looked like a herd of cows standing around; it was really easy pickings." At the time of the shootings, Brenda Ann Spencer was 16 years old.
She pleaded guilty to two counts of murder and assault with a deadly weapon, and was sentenced to prison for 25 years to life, currently being served at The California Institution for Women in Chino.[1] She has been eligible for parole four times and has been turned down each time, most recently in 2005. She will be eligible for parole again in 2009.
In 2005, she claimed that she was drunk and under the influence of PCP, and that her father, Wallace Spencer, had sexually abused her as a child and that the state and her attorney conspired to hide her drug test results.
Spencer's crime, perceived lack of remorse, and lack of a serious explanation for her actions when captured, inspired the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by The Boomtown Rats, written by Bob Geldof. Her quote "I don't like Mondays" also appears written on a wall in the 1985 movie The Breakfast Club
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Rockin' With Jumping Johnny G
Ok my little children of the 70's yes it was the Boom Town Rats.
Jumping Johnny G. says sleep in on Mondays!
Now That Is Down Right Gross
You get a double lung transplant.
You cough.
Then you realize the phlegm is not yours!
Now that is down right gross!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
You cough.
Then you realize the phlegm is not yours!
Now that is down right gross!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Can You Feel The Love
I wanted toast this morning with my tea , dug out the old electrical device from the cabinet of Misfits , plugged it in and presto it turned bread into charcoal!
" Debbie!" I yelled " Why in the world would you keep this broken thing for thirteen years?"
Her freakin' reply was "Good Question, I guess the same reason I kept you for 21 years!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rourler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
" Debbie!" I yelled " Why in the world would you keep this broken thing for thirteen years?"
Her freakin' reply was "Good Question, I guess the same reason I kept you for 21 years!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rourler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Repeat After Me
I Am We Todd It
Sofa King We Todd It
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sofa King We Todd It
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
What No Sex?????????????????????
No sex is secret to long life, says 105-year-old Clara, Britain's oldest virgin
Just too busy: Clara Meadmore says sex seemed a 'hassle' and she's glad she did without it
Over the years many a centenarian has delivered their secret for a long life.
Not smoking, daily exercise, moderate drinking, being married (and sometimes not being married) have all had their champions.
But, at the ripe old age of 105, Clara Meadmore could trump the lot: a life of celibacy.
Miss Meadmore says she has always been too busy for relationships and thought of physical intimacy as a 'hassle'.
The former secretary, who will celebrate her birthday tomorrow, said she had no regrets about remaining a virgin and had turned down several marriage proposals.
Miss Meadmore said: 'People have asked whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no. I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex.
'I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things. I've never had a boyfriend - I've never been bothered about relationships.'
She added: 'When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband - and I never married.
'I've always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry.
'Everything seems so fast these days. I don't know a lot about young people or the way they do things. I'm sure it's very different. I made my mind up at the age of 12 never to marry and I've not gone back on that.'
Miss Meadmore was born in Glasgow in 1903, two years after the death of Queen Victoria. She remembers hearing about the sinking of the Titanic in 1912 and the outbreak of the First World War. Her family emigrated when she was seven, first to Egypt, then Canada and later New Zealand. But Miss Meadmore returned to Britain alone in her twenties and worked as a secretary and housekeeper.
She said: 'I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living.
'Some men don't like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway.'
Instead of boyfriends, Miss Meadmore filled her time with reading, gardening, cooking and listening to the radio.
Yesterday her friend and former neighbour Josie Harvey, 72, said: 'When she was a little girl she told her mother that she would never marry and for Clara no marriage meant no sex. She is fiercely independent.
'Maybe never having a man to get under her feet has kept her young all these years. She has her hobbies and her friends and that is all she needs.
'She has always believed in doing things her own way and that has allowed her to live a long life. Clara listens to Radio 4 all day long and knows what is going on in the world better than most people in their 30s.'
Miss Meadmore trained as a secretary and served in the Army, undertaking administrative duties in Egypt during the Second World War. She was one of the first members of the Youth Hostel Association and a keen member of the Women's Institute.
Her only surviving family are two nieces in New Zealand who keep in touch by post.
Miss Meadmore will celebrate reaching 105 with a card from the Queen and a glass of wine with her friends at the Perran Bay nursing home in Perranporth, Cornwall.
But she is determined not to let things get out of hand. 'I'm hardly likely to get drunk and do something silly at my age,' she said.
This beats out the 40 year old virgin!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Just too busy: Clara Meadmore says sex seemed a 'hassle' and she's glad she did without it
Over the years many a centenarian has delivered their secret for a long life.
Not smoking, daily exercise, moderate drinking, being married (and sometimes not being married) have all had their champions.
But, at the ripe old age of 105, Clara Meadmore could trump the lot: a life of celibacy.
Miss Meadmore says she has always been too busy for relationships and thought of physical intimacy as a 'hassle'.
The former secretary, who will celebrate her birthday tomorrow, said she had no regrets about remaining a virgin and had turned down several marriage proposals.
Miss Meadmore said: 'People have asked whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no. I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex.
'I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things. I've never had a boyfriend - I've never been bothered about relationships.'
She added: 'When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband - and I never married.
'I've always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry.
'Everything seems so fast these days. I don't know a lot about young people or the way they do things. I'm sure it's very different. I made my mind up at the age of 12 never to marry and I've not gone back on that.'
Miss Meadmore was born in Glasgow in 1903, two years after the death of Queen Victoria. She remembers hearing about the sinking of the Titanic in 1912 and the outbreak of the First World War. Her family emigrated when she was seven, first to Egypt, then Canada and later New Zealand. But Miss Meadmore returned to Britain alone in her twenties and worked as a secretary and housekeeper.
She said: 'I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living.
'Some men don't like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway.'
Instead of boyfriends, Miss Meadmore filled her time with reading, gardening, cooking and listening to the radio.
Yesterday her friend and former neighbour Josie Harvey, 72, said: 'When she was a little girl she told her mother that she would never marry and for Clara no marriage meant no sex. She is fiercely independent.
'Maybe never having a man to get under her feet has kept her young all these years. She has her hobbies and her friends and that is all she needs.
'She has always believed in doing things her own way and that has allowed her to live a long life. Clara listens to Radio 4 all day long and knows what is going on in the world better than most people in their 30s.'
Miss Meadmore trained as a secretary and served in the Army, undertaking administrative duties in Egypt during the Second World War. She was one of the first members of the Youth Hostel Association and a keen member of the Women's Institute.
Her only surviving family are two nieces in New Zealand who keep in touch by post.
Miss Meadmore will celebrate reaching 105 with a card from the Queen and a glass of wine with her friends at the Perran Bay nursing home in Perranporth, Cornwall.
But she is determined not to let things get out of hand. 'I'm hardly likely to get drunk and do something silly at my age,' she said.
This beats out the 40 year old virgin!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describe what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are
Sassy Is Stinky
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are
Sassy Is Stinky
And as always, thanks for listening!
How Do You Spell Retarted?
You spell REEETARRRRTED with a capital R is how you spell it!Around 5 am I left my dog Baby G. out and 5:15 the chase was on!
Freakin' dog got sprayed not only once but 4 freakin' times in 2 freakin' years by PePe La Pew!
She most likely is freakin' reeetarrrrrted to not know the differance between cat and skunk!
Skunk Deodorizer is as follows:
1/4 cup of baking soda
1 quart of 3% proroxzide
2 table spoons of dish soap
Throw the freakin Reeeetarrrrrted dawg in the tub!
Say a few freakin' cus words at the damn dawg!
Lather the damn dawg up!
Let set for 5 freakin' minutes while you enjoy the freakin' stench!
Rinse with warm water!
Cus the damn dawg again!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, October 10, 2008
Friday's Rant
Here I set bored out of my Jesus loving mind reading an article about a New Mommy Doll, made by Mattel, that giggles and says Islam is the light.
Now what sick Allah loving freak would program a doll to poison innocent little girls minds with this neolithical bullshit?
Well maybe Mattel should step up the propaganda bull shit with a G. I. Joe Action figure that rants Islam sux!
Why is it always that these freaks go after the young minds of our children?
And as always, thanks for listening!
Now what sick Allah loving freak would program a doll to poison innocent little girls minds with this neolithical bullshit?
Well maybe Mattel should step up the propaganda bull shit with a G. I. Joe Action figure that rants Islam sux!
Why is it always that these freaks go after the young minds of our children?
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Bar Keep Give Me A Double
As I'm watching my stocks pour out of my portfolio, 8 generations of the Beam family is pouring in!
It gives me a good kick in my hacky sac to find out 5 ceos of aig spent 500,000 on a weekend party and that justs burns my ass and no freakin' tucks to be found!
On top of which I just sold an 8,000 Elantra for half that amount to help pay for moms burial and other assorted debts that she aquired.
Yes Bar Keep give me another and make it a double and what time does the bar close tonight?
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
I Don't Look Sexy
I don't look sexy anymore!Just this morning I was putting on my underwear and the Fruit O The Loom Guys were laughing at me!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Can You Feel The Love
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With all of the paper work and paper trails I've got to have with my Mothers estate, I told Debbie last night when I die stick a ham bone up my ass and let the dogs drag me away!
Her Freakin' reply was " John with an ass your size it's going to be 2 ham bones and a ten dog drag!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember.............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Hectic Day
Since my mothers death I've been flying around here blind as a bat, trying to get things in order.Well today it is coming altogether for Debbie and I, we are tackling all the big tasks first and are excpecting a few gliches here and there, We never thought it would be all this work to get all mom's things in order.
Debbie now knows what has to be done with everything when I go.
Thats it for today kiddies!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, October 6, 2008
GOT MILK???????????????????
Make ice cream from breast milk, says PETA
September 26, 2008 12:01am
Article from:
PEOPLE for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has urged US ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's Homemade to replace cow's milk in ice cream products with breast milk."PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 per cent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the animal rights group said PETA officials say a move to breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their calves on factory farms and benefit human health. "The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," PETA spokeswoman Tracy Reiman said. "Everyone knows that the breast is best, so, Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favour by making the switch to breast milk." Ben & Jerry's said: "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."
Reporter Johnny G Asked For 2 Scoops!
And remember............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
September 26, 2008 12:01am
Article from:
PEOPLE for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has urged US ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's Homemade to replace cow's milk in ice cream products with breast milk."PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 per cent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the animal rights group said PETA officials say a move to breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their calves on factory farms and benefit human health. "The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," PETA spokeswoman Tracy Reiman said. "Everyone knows that the breast is best, so, Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favour by making the switch to breast milk." Ben & Jerry's said: "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."
Reporter Johnny G Asked For 2 Scoops!
And remember............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Things That Amaze Me
If you are traveling at the speed of sound and put the radio on can you hear it?
And remember...........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember...........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Loss Of My ......
I have a few accounts on here and by golly I can't remember my Id's to any of them!
I guess when I erased my aol journal, I must have taking a brain dump.
Hopefull it'll come back to me in a few hours or days , maybe not.
I guess it is time to buy those post it notes to make my pc look important!
Now where in the hell did I leave my glasses?
And remember............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I guess when I erased my aol journal, I must have taking a brain dump.
Hopefull it'll come back to me in a few hours or days , maybe not.
I guess it is time to buy those post it notes to make my pc look important!
Now where in the hell did I leave my glasses?
And remember............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Testing
Well it seems that I'm getting closer to my problems with this journal, Wow I Messed this up good!
Hopefully this is my last change on this blog!
Can You Feel The Love?
Last night Debbie and I where watching the Discovery Chanel On Metals.
They where talking about steel, Iron, Titanium, tungsten, nickle, you no all the big ones and I asked Debbie " I wonder which one is toughest to cut through?"
Her freakin' reply was " Your bullshit!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
They where talking about steel, Iron, Titanium, tungsten, nickle, you no all the big ones and I asked Debbie " I wonder which one is toughest to cut through?"
Her freakin' reply was " Your bullshit!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Get Off My Back Aol
I checked my e-mail today and what did I see?
A freakin' form to fill out to continue my services with aol, they wanted to know if I changed my billing info........
credit card #
Phone # and so on!
Well when they went free aol 3 years ago so did I , Called them up and canceled my subscription and used their free shit!
So I'll write down all my contacts on paper just incase they stop my free e-mail!
I suggest you all do the same!
Aol Thanks for the sex this morning but no thanks!
And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, October 3, 2008
Dick Cheney's Replacement
Now where's my laywer friend?And remember...........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Note To Self Wear Clothes
This Guy Is A Complete Dick Head!And remember.....................
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Pinky & The Brain
And remember...........Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
You Got To Be Shitting Me
Just started looking through every thing the Undertaker gave me,Man they got to be shitting me, There is a 5 year warranty on my Moms Coffin!
I guess in 4 1/2 Years I should see if she needs a new one.
And as always, thanks for listening!
I guess in 4 1/2 Years I should see if she needs a new one.
And as always, thanks for listening!
Got Milk?
Woman in Cow Suit Arrested
(Oct. 1) - It's not your typical mug shot. But then again, this isn't your typical case.
A police photo of an Ohio woman who was arrested while wearing a cow suit has created a buzz on the Internet, making its way around the world, according to oxfordpress.com.
Middletown police say Michelle Allen, 32, was charged with disorderly conduct on Sept. 27 after she was caught impeding traffic and chasing children. Metro.co.uk reports that Allen had been hired to wear the costume to advertise for a local "haunted trail" theme park, but left the job to go on a drinking binge.
Judge Mark Wall sentenced Allen, who also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front garden during her bender, to 30 days in jail. "Michelle is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least," Wall told the New York Post.
Masterminds Need Not Apply
Udderly Crazy?: Michelle Allen was arrested for disorderly conduct on Sept. 27 while wearing a cow costume. Police in Middletown, Ohio, said the 32-year-old was impeding traffic and chasing children around during a drinking binge. She was reportedly wearing the outfit for a job at a theme park.
Everything was ok that I could remember,Then things went crazy when one of the kids Tried to milk me said Michelle Allen.
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
(Oct. 1) - It's not your typical mug shot. But then again, this isn't your typical case.
A police photo of an Ohio woman who was arrested while wearing a cow suit has created a buzz on the Internet, making its way around the world, according to oxfordpress.com.
Middletown police say Michelle Allen, 32, was charged with disorderly conduct on Sept. 27 after she was caught impeding traffic and chasing children. Metro.co.uk reports that Allen had been hired to wear the costume to advertise for a local "haunted trail" theme park, but left the job to go on a drinking binge.
Judge Mark Wall sentenced Allen, who also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front garden during her bender, to 30 days in jail. "Michelle is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least," Wall told the New York Post.
Masterminds Need Not Apply
Udderly Crazy?: Michelle Allen was arrested for disorderly conduct on Sept. 27 while wearing a cow costume. Police in Middletown, Ohio, said the 32-year-old was impeding traffic and chasing children around during a drinking binge. She was reportedly wearing the outfit for a job at a theme park.
Everything was ok that I could remember,Then things went crazy when one of the kids Tried to milk me said Michelle Allen.
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Good Riddance AOL
Well it broke me freakin' heart to kill something I started 4 years ago, with over 2,000 entries, my brain is in pain no longer exists !
Jumping Johnny G. is here to stay until they shove me out the door again!
I'm figuring this thing out a lot faster than I thought.
I am glad I moved here the change is nice, It seems that I do not have to reboot this journal at all so far, Aol Journals I had to reboot it every few entries just to write!
Good Riddance AOL!
Hello Blogspot,Baby I'm Home!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Jumping Johnny G. is here to stay until they shove me out the door again!
I'm figuring this thing out a lot faster than I thought.
I am glad I moved here the change is nice, It seems that I do not have to reboot this journal at all so far, Aol Journals I had to reboot it every few entries just to write!
Good Riddance AOL!
Hello Blogspot,Baby I'm Home!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Yikes
I'm finding it very difficult to comment on your blogs.
I get your journals through g mail but can't comment there. I have to go to each journal one by one and comment because there is no alerts.
Bare with good ole Johnny G., we will get through this thing together.
Nothing new going on today but I did realize that that freakin' itch I had is gone, the one I had for a few months!
I thinks that the raid I used got rid of those cooties!
Or maybe since I'm cooking all meals now,I'm not saying debbie is a bad cook, that is the reason I don't Itch!
And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I get your journals through g mail but can't comment there. I have to go to each journal one by one and comment because there is no alerts.
Bare with good ole Johnny G., we will get through this thing together.
Nothing new going on today but I did realize that that freakin' itch I had is gone, the one I had for a few months!
I thinks that the raid I used got rid of those cooties!
Or maybe since I'm cooking all meals now,I'm not saying debbie is a bad cook, that is the reason I don't Itch!
And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
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