My friend just called and he was very upset, he was mumbling something about sex.
I told him to calm down, he said he could not calm down that he just caught his 13 year old daughter having sex with her 14 year old boy friend.
I told him that kids start young these days, hell they even have birth control pills shaped like Fred Flintstone.
That got him yammering some more, so I threw more fuel on the fire and told him I can't wait to see her year book, the part that says most likely, yep hers will read Most Likely To Conceive!
Well, I think he just had a hemorrhage!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!