After taking my meds and downing a few drinks I was in a lustful kind of way.
"Debbie" I said " I'm very horny tonight!"
Her freakin' reply was " John , take matters into your own hands, I'm in a Ithphallophobia kind of way!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!