Tonight is the night that the Celtics believed that the border between our world and the dead was very thin and the dead can pass back and forth into our world and theirs.They would make jack o" lanterns out of turnips to scare off the spirits!
Tonight is my favorite night, It's Mischief Night!!!!
All the little imps and ghouls go out tonight for ding dong ditch,stomp the shit and tp toss!
3 ply Tp is the best for durability and distance but don't squeeze the Charmin ,it don't fly right!
Have a great night you juvenile delinquents and don't forget your soap!
Laissez les bon temp rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!