Multiple personality disorder (MPD) is a psychiatric disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other. The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is significant amnesia which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness. In 1994, the American Psychiatric Association's DSM-IV replaced the designation of MPD with DID: dissociative identity disorder. The label may have changed, but the list of symptoms remained essentially the same.
21 and 1/2 years ago I was going out with this chick named Ruth.
I asked a friend hows about hooking me up with this chick , she is smoking hot, he told me to leave her alone she is a freakin' wack job.
Ok , how bad can she be?
I asked her out and she said yes, I took her to a club I belonged to and we hit it off that night and for the first 2 months every thing was ok , then I noticed changes in her moods.
One night she wanted crazy monkey sex and I was more than happy to oblige.
2 days later she gives me a booty call, she picks me up and we go back to her apartment for some more wild monkey sex and as we were at it she looks me dead in the eyes and says I don't do it that way.
2 days ago I had this broad swinging from the cieling fans yelling me Jane You Tarzan!
Well I thought may be it was the booze and she forgot about all the fun we had 2 days ago.
The next day I called her up and wanted to know if she wanted to go out , she asked me who I was ,I told her it was me and she hung up, I call her back and she said hello this is Nacy you have the wrong number!
What the hell is wrong with this chick?
I call my buddy up and asked what he meant by a freakin' wack job, he told me she had Multi Personalities, the first few days she is Ruth , then Nacy and finally Sally.
If she takes her meds she is stable if not they all come out at different times,Yeah no shit.
Well I thought to my self I'll deal with it and date all 3 in her head , shit this could be fun , 3 girls different days wow!
Well people don't ever do this it could be quite dangerous, while making love to ruth, nacy pops in and starts yelling and bitching at Ruth to stay away from her man and after all calmed down Sally pops out and wants a foursome with the other 2 and me.
I broke up with all 3 that night , I could not handle a foursome!
But it was fun while it lasted!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!