Thursday, April 28, 2011

I'm 18... Redone By Creed

Adapt And Overcome

Jumped in the shower this morning and found out that I ran out of bodywash.
Whats a man to do?
Adapt and overcome, I looked on the shelf and what to my eyes appear , sitting there was a bottle of herbal medicated dog shampoo, oh what the hell why not.
My hair is shiney but the only problem is i can't stop licking my ass!

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listing!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

It Is What It Is

I called my health care provider to see if they would pay for experimental acupuncture treatments to ease the pain in my hips. They told me no but if I was an 80 year old man the would pay for treatments for erectile dysfunction!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

How Tough Was It?

"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Pennsylvania for the past Forty Eight years, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Pennsylvania that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines."

Happy Easter One And All!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Friday, April 8, 2011

Bath Time?

You can really get a hint when its bath time, when you go to take off your gray socks and realize that you don't own any gray socks. And remember... Laissez les bon temps rouler! And as always, thanks for listening!