Phone Fun

Did you ever have one of those boring days and you need to get out of that funk?
Do what I do for entertainment, when the phone rings answer it like this....
Hello, Garnett's House of Hemorrhoids how may i help you?

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Author's note : Insert your own name

Racy Werds

Never tell your Hispanic House Maid to clean your floors with spic n span, it pisses them off!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,Thanks for listening!