On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
my 3 words.....
January Second Great!
And as always thanks for listening!
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
Happy 2010
I celebrated alittle to much last night but am back on the right track for 2010.
My lungs cleared up a lot and I am breathing much better.
Wishing all my Blogger Buddies A very Happy And Healthy New Year!
And as always, thanks for listening!
My lungs cleared up a lot and I am breathing much better.
Wishing all my Blogger Buddies A very Happy And Healthy New Year!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Yuk, Hack, Choke, Puke
It seems Johnny G is down for awhile, he ain't feeling to good.
Felt like a bad chest cold but more like the flu now.
Just talked to my Aunt and My Uncle told me not to die , it is just to damn cold out to bury my ass.
But rest assured Unc it is nice and toasty by the crematorium.
Best wishes for You all on THE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Felt like a bad chest cold but more like the flu now.
Just talked to my Aunt and My Uncle told me not to die , it is just to damn cold out to bury my ass.
But rest assured Unc it is nice and toasty by the crematorium.
Best wishes for You all on THE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Saturday #3's
2 Saturday #3's for Today
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...
Bought Jefferson's Bible
Bought Pagan Christianity
And as alway's, thanks for listening!
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...
Bought Jefferson's Bible
Bought Pagan Christianity
And as alway's, thanks for listening!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Putting The Cat Out
It was 11:30 pm,And I just put The cat out.
But it hadn't been easy!
He had burned more fiercely than I had Anticipated.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
But it hadn't been easy!
He had burned more fiercely than I had Anticipated.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry.
He’d been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tiger’s ever more sorted tale, it was told.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar,
Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old porn star.
He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid.
Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry.
He’d been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tiger’s ever more sorted tale, it was told.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar,
Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old porn star.
He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid.
Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
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