Thursday, July 30, 2009

Ride "EM" Cowboy

SC Woman Catches Horse's Molester
By JEFFREY COLLINS,
AP

COLUMBIA, S.C. (July 29) - A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.
But this wasn't the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable and was sentenced to probation and placed on the state's sex offender list.

When Barbara Kenley realized something had been upsetting one of her horses, she set up a video camera in the stables. When she reviewed the footage, she was disgusted to see a man having sex with the horse. The South Carolina woman said she staked out the barn until the man returned -- and then she held him at shotgun point until police arrived.

Owner Protects Her Horses
When Barbara Kenley realized someone had been upsetting one of her horses, she set up a video camera in the stables. What she saw on the footage disgusted her -- but didn't surprise her. The South Carolina woman said she staked out the barn until the man returned -- and then she held him at shotgun point until police came.

Kenley said she noticed several weeks ago her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strange and getting infections again. She noticed things in the barn had been moved around — dirt piled up and bales of hay stacked near the horse's stall at her Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.
"Police kept telling me it couldn't be the same guy," Kenley said Wednesday. "I couldn't believe that there were two guys going around doing this to the same horse."
She spent several nights at the stables, which are about four miles from her home, but didn't find anything. So she installed surveillance cameras, and when she reviewed the footage from July 19, she couldn't believe she was seeing the same man doing the same thing to her horse.
Kenley didn't call police because she was certain the man would come back to the stable, and she wanted to make sure he was arrested. So she staked out the barn and caught Vereen inside Monday night, chasing him to his truck and holding him with her shotgun until police came.
"He said he wasn't there to do anything, and I said, 'I know you were. I have you on tape.' And then he said he was sorry if he hurt me," Kenley said.Skip over this content

Vereen, 50, was first charged with trespassing, but police added a buggery charge after watching the surveillance tape. He faces up to five years if convicted. Vereen was already on probation after pleading guilty to buggery last year and was sentenced to three years of probation, ordered to stay away from the Lazy B Stables and declared a sex offender. He remains in jail, awaiting a hearing Monday to determine if he violated his probation.
Officials said they did not know if he has an attorney.
Vereen has had mental problems for several years, but seemed to get better after getting court-ordered treatment last year, said his brother, the Rev. James Vereen, who lives just down the street from his brother and the stables.
"He's done all right when he was on the medicine. I don't know if he is still taking it," said James Vereen, who added his brother has kept to himself a lot in the last few months.
Horry County police don't often investigate animal sex allegations, spokesman Sgt. Robert Kegler said. In fact, he said the last person charged with buggery in the county was Rodell Vereen in late 2007.
Kenley said she caught him then too. She stopped by her stable on Thanksgiving Day and found a man asleep in the hay by her horse, who had been locked in her stall, a mound of dirt and a stool behind her.
She said she thought about shooting Vereen both times, but didn't want to go to prison.
"Everyone around here has horses," Kenley said. "And they all said the same thing. You should have shot him."Skip over this content

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Wisdom Of Life

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Can You Feel The Love?

I watched Debbie ripping the cabinets apart feverishly this morning in hopes of finding some trophied prize.
I had asked her what she was looking for and she told me old pictures of me and that she was making a collage of our lives together.
I told her that we lost the pictures in the "05" flood her reply was.....

Ain't that freakin' great !
I'm living with a guy that has no past nor a future!

Can you feel the freakn' love here?

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Monday, July 27, 2009

To Blow Smoke Up One's Ass

1750's to 1810's Tabacco Smoke Enema Kit
Doctors would insert the tube into a drowning person's anus and pump tabacco smoke into the rectum to revive said person.
It was thought that warm smoke blown up the bunghole would induce breathing.

Lets just say anything shoved up my ass would make me gasp for air!

So there you have it, the term to blow smoke up one's ass!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Help Needed Computer Down

I'm using Debbie's computer mine is down.
When I power up my computer the screen does not light up,does anyone know why?

And as always thanks for listening!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are......

Dog Got Fleas

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Nature's Way

I just bought a bottle of chlorofresh ( Liquid Chlorophyll) supposedly used for clear breathing.
I'm reading the bottle ,it is used as an internal deodorant.
Internal Deodorant?
I guess if I freakin' Fart it'll smell like fresh mowed grass.
Now you ought to know me by now, tonight's dinner will be broccoli, hard boiled eggs, raw clams and refried beans just to check this Internal deodorant stuff out!
Hey That's Nature's Way!

And remember
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Obvious

When a man opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of one thing; either the car is new or the wife is!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Johnny G Wants To Play The Haarp

Research H.A.A.R.P.
You'll be surprised what you'll find!
And by the way hows the weather in your area?

And as always, thanks for listening!

Monday, July 20, 2009

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describe how you feel or whats going on.
My 3 words are....
Smell like Goat

And as always,thanks for listening!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Can You feel The Love?

I went to the Doc's today for an over 40 physical and Debbie went with me.
As I was getting dressed I over heard the Doctor say to Debbie.......

Doctor: I don't like the way he looks Debbie.

Debbie: Neither Do I Doc but he is a great cook!

Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Taking Lessons

My Daughter & I have completely different tastes of music, she likes rap and I like all kinds of rock.
Well some how she acquired lessons for two on the art of rapping , it was a 2 day trip for her & I to N.Y.N.Y.
We studied The world of rap in two days, from its beginning to present time rappers , also learned a few rhyming games to help with making rap songs.
I'll be freakin' honest here I think I like the rap scene.
You heard of 50 Cent?
They now call me 3 For A Dollar!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Women Have Ugly Feet

90% of the women in the world have ugly feet.
Open toed shoes should be reconsidered and sandals banned.
My Debbie has some seriously ugly feet,Just yesterday we went for a ride and ended up in the bad part of town, she decides to put her feet out the truck window to catch a breeze, we got shot at, her toes had been pointing in different directions, they thought she was flipping them gang signs!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Sister Joan

Sister Joan, age 54, ignores the desert sun,
The stranded church bus smoking, no sign of anyone.
Buzzards circle overhead, panic starts to set.
The kids are getting restless, her habit soaked with sweat.
The minutes become hours, she wobbles in the heat.
Then, a distant engine roars, approaching from the East.
She squints through horn-rimmed glasses, her pure heart skips a beat.
Snake McGinty's Harley Hog, parts the dusty heat.
Black leather-clad from head to toe, his eyelids barely open,
Sister Joan says, "Holy Ghost, please tell me that you're joking."
He parks his bike, stands six foot four, then gives her a nod.
Through leather pants his manhood shows, she rolls her eyes at God.
"Havin' trouble?", he barely mumbles. "Yes sir", she replies.
He pops the hood, takes off his shirt, she covers up her eyes.
"Kids", she says, "Back on the bus. Everyone be good."
Her fingers part, her eyes take in his reflection off the hood.
She grips her rosary tight with guilt and stares down at her socks.
Her mind protects her vows with God, but her body picks the lock.
He bends to check the fan belt, her nipples say, "Hello".
Her eyes climb up his leather chaps like a snail with vertigo.
She shuts her eyes and shakes her head, her legs start feeling funny.
"Lord", she says, "For work like this, I'm making shitty money."
He shuts the hood, "My name is Snake, I'm wanted in five states."
She said, "Snake you're my forbidden fruit, and I need a little taste."
The kids look on in disbelief. The kiss is slow, then faster.
Cheering rocks the school bus, till she says "Snake let's ditch these bastards.
As they left, the kids screamed "No", she turned around and waved.
Her next confession killed a priest and lasted seven days.
For years the scandal rocked the church, but she regained their trust.
She still teaches Sunday school, but she doesn't drive the bus.


And remember............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are......
No summer here!

And as always,thanks for listening!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Definition

E-Jacko-Late : verb What Joe Jackson is going to do after Michael Jackson gets buried At The Neverland Ranch.

And Remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Can You Feel The Love?

Since Debbie has been sick , I've been taking care of her and the house.
Just this morning I asked her if she needed anything.
Her response was"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: Your Absence!"
Can you feel the freaking love here?

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Dancers In My Life

I use to go out with a few erotic dancers in my hay day.
There was one gal that I dated, she was a Navajo Indian, pretty gal she was.
We did not date very long, she wanted out of the business to become a Nun.
Her Christian name was Sister Spread Eagle!

Then there was Leather, she had more tattoos then a sailor.
I came home one evening and she was standing at the door with a robe on, when I got inside she dropped the robe and pointed to her right nipple, she had just got it pierced.
She said"How Does it look big boy?"
I told her it looked like the plug from my grandmothers bath tub!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Her Invasion Is My Obsession


I just can't sleep she is in my dreams now !
No sleep for 2 nights, I need to end this, I need to say good bye.
I need to find her grave, I need closure.
It seems like a haunting of sorts, her invasion is now my new obsession, I need to end this!
Rest In Peace Renee`
And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I Just Can't Get Her Off My Mind And Depression Sets In

I was talking to My cousin yesterday,we were reminiscing of days of yore, Kids we hung with, Kids we partied with, yep our fun days.
I asked my cousin about my first true love, Renee` Thomas, He told me that she died a few years ago from a brain aneurysm,that hit me like a ton of bricks, the depression has settled in now and I can't get her out of my head!
I loved this chick and I guess the love for her never died.
I met her when I was 17 she was 15 we hit it off well and started dating.
Distance kept us apart on the week days but come the weekend if I could not hussle a ride ,I would walk the 11 miles to go see her and slept at my Aunts a few miles down the road.
God I loved her, her beautiful blond hair, her smell , her beautiful blue eyes, I can still see her in my mind as if it were yesterday.
God I miss her.
When I got home from basic training and AIT we were supposed to plan our wedding but when I got home it seemed that my life changed so much, I lost friends due to their silliness including her, it seemed that I did a whole lot of growing up and nobody kept up with me.
We broke up, on again off again relationship did not work out.
We always said we have each other in our hearts when we broke up.
I can't believe she is gone!
I'm not writting this behind my Debbies back, she knows what's going on, I tell her everything and I love my Debbie very much and would not hurt her in anyway.
I just did not realize how much love I had for her in my heart.
RIP Renee`

And as always, thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

Debbie was bitching at me about cleaning up after my self and threatened to throw me out,her words were " I'd throw you the hell out but the only place that would take you would have you put to sleep within 5 days!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

I Gots To Know

Certain things keep me up at night and this night it is Olivia Newton John.

I first seen this blond Goddess in the movies, the summer of 1978,the movie was Grease.


This Poster had every teenage boy, including me,had our hormones raging!

I was in Love, hell My Acne even cleared up that summer!

Well heres whats keeping me up tonight.....

Her long time boy friend Patrick Mc Dermott went missing on June 30,2005: lost at sea in a fishing accident.

Did they ever find his body?

And what is Olivia Doing Now?

And as always, thanks for listening!