Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Women Have Ugly Feet

90% of the women in the world have ugly feet.
Open toed shoes should be reconsidered and sandals banned.
My Debbie has some seriously ugly feet,Just yesterday we went for a ride and ended up in the bad part of town, she decides to put her feet out the truck window to catch a breeze, we got shot at, her toes had been pointing in different directions, they thought she was flipping them gang signs!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

12 comments:

Tabby said...

LOL! And I suppose men have lovely tootsies. I think feet are pretty gross any how.

SHOOBIE HUNTER said...

ROLMAO!!!! I DON'T LIKE THE WAY FEET LOOK ON ANYONE...YUCK...AND DON'T EVER TOUCH MY FEET...I GET VOILENT...LOL

Paula said...

And when the toe next to the big toe is longer then the big toe that makes my feet really ugly.

Lisa said...

Gosh, you sound like Doug! He hates feet, hates sandals and if we are in a restaurant and someones feet are showing....he goes nuts. Poor Debbie, I'm sure her feet aren't that bad!!! LOL

Indigo said...

I have web feet, enough said. (Hugs)Indigo

Melanie said...

deb...when's the funeral?


lol


Melanie

Missie said...

I'll have you know I have pretty feet! I better after spending all the money I did on my last pedicure! LOL

Joann said...

OMGosh!!! I've never heard so many negative things about FEET!!! My feet are almost ALWAYS showing, I very seldom wear closed shoes (we can get away with that pretty much year 'round in So. Cal.) I've never even thought about what they look like.... I mean, I take good care of them, but they're probably a little chunky... LOL!!! I don't care, it's too HOT for closed shoes!!! LOL!!!

Linda's World said...

My feet are fine. I had a job where I would take my shoes off all the time and the two guys in the office told me I had great looking feet. No bumps or bulges, just nice straight toes and I do get pedicures so my tor nails are always polished. So there !! Linda in Washington

Terri said...

Debbies gonna get you...lol

I try to take good care of my tootsies and always try and make them pretty..cause I wear flip flops all the time... :)

Hugs
Terri

natalie said...

good one Johnny!
aw goodness,,we all know how crazy you are about Debby! But now I know you tow have the foot fetish thing going!
:)
be well
hugs,natalie

Pwn Star said...

Oh no!!!

Now I'm all paranoid about my feet! I'm always wearing open-toed heels/sandals. Perhaps I've been offending everyone this whole time without realizing it!!!

*cries*