Saturday, February 28, 2009

Can You Feel The Love?

I think Debbie is seriously pissed off at me.
This morning she said" John, your journal has been blowing farts for the last 5 years and I'm going to strike a match!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on .
My 3 words are.......

Breathing is labored.

And as always,thanks for listening!

Friday, February 27, 2009

All Summer Long

And Then She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me

Last night as I was scratching my ass and yelling to Debbie" Yo , grab me a beer while you are out there!"
She came in mumbling something " You don't love me....Blah blah , blah.... and you use to be more romantic.... blah , blah, blah.... and you use to read poems .... blah, blah , blah!"
" You want poems?" I asked." You Got Poems!"
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin-Its the Triumphant Twang Of A Bed Spring!
And thats when she slapped the hell out of me!"

And Remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Kitty Got Killed

2001 , Debbie rescued a Stray Angora kitten and gave it to my mom.
July 1 ,2002 Debbie and I went camping with our Roscoe, Mom was leaving for work and Kitty got out , we returned the 5th to find out Kitty was missing.
I asked my neighbor if he saw the cat and he said he thought he saw a dead cat up the road that looked like Kitty, sure enough it was.
Mom was all upset and wanted us to pick up the dead cat and bury it.
I argued the point, the cat was dead for several days in a hundred degree weather,horse flies all over her and she was bloated and the stench of death was unbearable but sure enough Mom won, I grabbed a sheet , rubber gloves and a shovel, about ready to pick up Kitty when a car pulled over and the guy driving it asked if he could help , that he was a emt and could give the cat mouth to mouth if needed, he had actually thought we just hit the cat.
I started to laugh and asked him if he could walk on water and then said to him if you could breath life into this cat I'll call you Jesus.
He was puzzled and scratched his head, then I told him that the cat was dead for a few days and my Mom wanted us to bury Poor Kitty.
Now just imagine driving 10 miles in the summers heat with a dead stench smelling cat in the trunk and the cops pull you over for running a red light.

And as always,thanks for Listening!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

A Tree And Tears

I opened what appeared to be junk mail and the tears started to flow,Debbie had asked what I was crying about and I showed her , her eyes swelled with tears also.
A tree was planted in my moms honor in one of our national forests .
Mamary-Drukin Funeral Home And The Batesville Casket Co. with the cooperation of the Forest Service has planted a tree in my mothers name as a living memorial.
I thought this was great and wanted to share it with all of you.
And as always, thanks for listening!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

This Is Just Wrong


Gives a new meaning to Tickle Me Elmo!


And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Monday, February 23, 2009

It's Official

Everything is in the crapper.........
Stocks
Economy
Health Care
Politicians
Religion
Respect for others
And Last But Not Least
Debbie's Tuna Casserole Surprise!

And remember............

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

They Say Dogs Resemble Their Owners, You Tell Me


And remember...........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on.
My three words are..........
Very Funny Stuff

http://lindasworld-lindasworld.blogspot.com/2009/02/hope-this-brings-laugh-to-you.html

And as always , thanks for listening!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Everybody Must Get Stoned

A dog may be man's best friend. But one dog, Lady, decided she needed more friends -- and she found plenty in the knot of toads living at the local pond. A suburban family's secret struggle with an uncommon addiction comes to light in this personal essay by NPR's Laura Mirsch.
Lady "was really perky, and happy, and generally excited to see you when you came in the door every day," recalls Andrew Mirsch.
But that was before the Mirsch family moved into a new house.
"We noticed Lady spending an awful lot of time down by the pond in our backyard," Laura Mirsch recalls.
Lady would wander the area, disoriented and withdrawn, soporific and glassy-eyed.
"Then, late one night after I'd put the dogs out, Lady wouldn't come in," Laura Mirsch says. "She finally staggered over to me from the cattails. She looked up at me, leaned her head over and opened her mouth like she was going to throw up, and out plopped this disgusting toad."
It turned out the toads were toxic -- and, if licked, the fluids on their skin provided a hallucinogenic effect.
What followed was the Mirsch family's quest to stop their cocker spaniel from indulging herself. But it wasn't easy. Lady was persistent, and resourceful.
The situation seemed to resolve itself when the toads went into hibernation for the winter.
But when they returned, so did Lady -- and with a vengeance.
"We couldn't keep our dog's addiction a secret any longer," Laura Mirsch says. "The neighbors all knew that Lady was a drug addict, and soon the other dogs weren't allowed to play with her."
In the end, Lady seems to have found a way to manage her problem.
"She seems to have outgrown the wild toad-obsessed years of her youth," Mirsch says, "and now only sucks on weekends."

Lady pass that toad please!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

It's Whats For Dinner


It tastes like chicken!
And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Just My Observation

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Can You Feel The Love?

I made a 8x10 photo of me wearing nothing but a smile to give to Debbie for Valentine's Day.
She assured me she would find the appropriate spot in the house to hang it.
Well I looked in the living room for it, the bathroom, the kitchen and the bedroom and it was no where to be found so I asked her what she did with it and her reply was " John , I hung it in the cellar to scare the rats away!'
Can you feel the freakin' Love here?

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...........
Happy Valentine's Day!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

A special Shout Out To Jim & Florence Garnett

Enjoy your song you're together now.

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

Valentine's Gift

I bought Debbie A Bag & A Belt for a Valentine's Day Gift.
I hope she appreciates the thought, if not at least the vacuum cleaner will work right !

And remember ............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

Welcome To the Doctor Love Show

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

Welcome To The Doctor Love Show

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Doctor Love's Got You Babe!

Can You Feel the Love?

Debbie wrote me a Valentine's Day Note this morning.
Roses are red,Violets are blue,Sugar is sweet and so are you.
The Roses are now wilting,The voilets are dead, The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Welcome To The Dr.Love Show

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Dr. Love Wants To Be Loved By You!

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Welcome To the Dr. Love Show

Dr. Love Needs some Sugar Baby!

Just A Thought

Support Bacteria it is the only culture some people have!

And remember.........
Laissezles bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Monday, February 9, 2009

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show




A special Shout Out to Tracy

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

This song goes out to all you love birds out there!

Especially to Johnny G. And Dancing Debbie!

Got Milk????????????????

UK milkman delivered cannabis with bottles of milk
AP

LONDON -A British prosecutor says an elderly milkman supplied customers with cannabis as well as bottles of milk.
Robert Holding, 72, delivered marijuana as he made his daily rounds in the town of Burnely, in northwestern England.
Prosecutor Sarah Statham said Friday that Holding offered the drug to elderly customers suffering from aches and pain. She says the customers left Holding notes on their doorsteps to order the drug.
According to Britain's dairy industry, around 1.5 million British homes have milk delivered by a milkman. Deliveries have declined over the last 20 years.
Holding pleaded guilty to supplying the drug and was given suspended jail sentence of 36 months


Woman Aims for World's Largest Breasts
(Feb. 5) - A Houston woman is gunning for the world's biggest breasts.
Sheyla Hershey, 28, says she has been told that her 38KKK-sized breast implants are record-breaking. Guinness World Records would confirm only that the current record for the largest augmented breasts in the world is held by a woman known as Maxi Mounds

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Dr. Love Believes In miracles You Sexy Thing!

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Here's a shout out To my Fan Joann!

Can You Feel The Love?

Boy ,it seems I'm in big doo doo with Debbie , she was not happy about yesterday's post and said to me " John , your an asshole, you are the only shithead that I know that trys to put fun in the word Dys"FUN"ctional!"
Can you feel the Freakin' Love Here?

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

To all you Wild Things out there ,you make Dr. Love's Heart Sing!

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

This goes out to My Dancing Debbie.......

Dr. Love say's BABY YOUR SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL!

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

Here's a Shout out to Missy From Missy's Stuff...

Here is your Sexual Healing Enjoy, The song that is!

And That's When She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me

Debbie went out shopping for a Valentine's Dress yesterday, so I decided to stay home and watch old Nascar races and do some drinking, boy did I do some drinking.
Debbie came home all dolled up with a new dress and asked me how she looked.
Well you know I just can't keep my mouth shut and said " Debbie you look like I need another beer!"
And that's when she slapped the hell out of me!

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describe whats going on or how you feel .
My three words are.......
Up from Pain!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

This song goes out to a friend in Southern Pa;

Lisa this song is for you!

Dr. Love says to all of his children of love enjoy life and love thy neighbor but don't get caught!

A Bird In The Hand...........

Traveler Caught With Pigeons in Pants
AP

SYDNEY (Feb. 3) - An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday.
The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service.
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Bird-Brained Scheme: A 23-year-old Australian returning from a trip to the Middle East was caught with two live pigeons in his pants, customs officials said Tuesday. Authorities found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of his legs with a pair of tights. The man could be charged with wildlife smuggling, an offense punishable by 10 years in prison.
They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.
The alleged bird smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, was being questioned.
Australia has very strict quarantine regulations on the importation of wildlife, plants and food to protect health, agriculture and the environment of the isolated island nation.
Charges of wildlife smuggling — which carry a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment and a fine of 110,000 Australian dollars ($70,430) — could be brought against the man.
Janeczko said the pigeons were not endangered and that the case — as well as the birds, eggs and seeds — had been turned over to the Quarantine Service to assess the health risk associated with bringing the birds into the country.
The Quarantine Service would not comment on the continuing investigation.
Catch That Piegon Now!
And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Be My Valentine With Dr. Love


It is almost Valentine's Day and in the next few days I'll be playing The Doctor Love Show At Night .

So if You want to request a Love Song leave it in the comment section of the blog.

Dr. Love Says keep it real and Love One Another!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Welcome To The Dr. Love Show

The Case Of The Flaming Shits

San Fran fire officials seeking toilet torcher
By MICHELLE LOCKE,
AP

SAN FRANCISCO -Construction workers are anxious and investigators are puzzled. Someone has been sending San Francisco's portable toilets up in flames in a wave of potty pyromania.
"It's an outrage," said Scott Johnson, a 57-year-old contractor who has been working on apartment building renovations on Russian Hill, the elegant neighborhood that is home to famously crooked Lombard Street and has had most of the fires.
Since November, at least 20 of the ubiquitous construction site toilets have been set afire in the city, creating a trail of malodorous wreckage and causing an estimated $50,000 in property damage, according to fire officials.
Investigators have little to go on. Most of the fires have been set at night, although one portable potty burst into flames during a recent afternoon.
"Somebody's getting very bold," said Fire Department Lt. Mindy Talmadge. It's not unheard of for vandals to strike the portable restrooms but "this is unusual," she said.
Contractors have been trying to foil the attacks by securing or camouflaging their industrial outhouses. A walk around Russian Hill last week found almost none of the familiar bright blue toilets, save for one lashed to a large metal trash bin and another tucked discreetly behind folds of black material.
Theories vary on who is responsible.
"Kids would be my guess," said Johnson.
Alex Rodriguez, president of Concord-based Far West Sanitation & Storage Containers, thinks whoever is doing it is motivated by the thrill of lawlessness, "trying to play catch-and-seek with the police." His company has lost a couple of units to the restroom arson.
The loss of a portable toilet can amount to several hundred dollars.
Plus, there is the unenviable job of cleaning up a disgusting mess, and there is the threat that a fire could spread.
"It kind of worries me and worries everybody that I talk to," Rodriguez said. "These people, I don't think they're criminals, but they are kind of out of their minds to do that."

And Remember...........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The Day The Music Died
















Today marks the 50th Anniversary of that fatal plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, J P Richardson (The Big Bopper) and Richie Valens, In a small Iowa town on Feb.3rd,1959.

And as Always, thanks for listening!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Love Me When I'm Gone

That Ragged Old Flag

I walked through a county courthouse squareOn a park bench, an old man was sittin' there.I said, "Your old court house is kinda run down, He said, "Naw, it'll do for our little town". I said, "Your old flag pole is leaned a little bit, And that's a ragged old flag you got hangin' on it".He said, "Have a seat", and I sat down, "Is this the first time you've been to our little town"I said, "I think it is"He said "I don't like to brag, but we're kinda proud ofThat Ragged Old Flag"You see, we got a little hole in that flag there,When Washington took it across the Delaware.and It got powder burned the night Francis Scott Key sat watching it, writing "Say Can You See"It got a rip in New Orleans, with Packingham & Jacksontugging at its seams.and It almost fell at the Alamo beside the Texas flag,But she waved on though.She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville,And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill.There was Robert E. Lee and Beauregard and Bragg,And the south wind blew hard onThat Ragged Old Flag"On Flanders Field in World War I,She got a big hole from a Bertha Gun,She turned blood red in World War IIShe hung limp, and low, a time or two,She was in Korea, Vietnam, She went where she was sentby her Uncle Sam.She waved from our ships upon the briny foamand now they've about quit wavin' back here at homein her own good land here She's been abused,She's been burned, dishonored, denied an' refused,And the government for which she standsHas been scandalized throughout out the land.And she's getting thread bare, and she's wearin' thin,But she's in good shape, for the shape she's in.Cause she's been through the fire beforeand i believe she can take a whole lot more."So we raise her up every morningAnd we bring her down slow every night,We don't let her touch the ground,And we fold her up right.On second thoughtI *do* like to bragCause I'm mighty proud ofThat Ragged Old Flag"

Michael Phelps Cooking With Mexican Sage



Hey Mikey , Don't Bogart That Mexican Sage!
Johnny G. Needs it for the Spaghetti Sauce!

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, Thanks for listening!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Remembering An Old On-Line Friend

Honoring Our Loving Deceased

Every year on Saint Patrick's Day I try to do an Honor Roll for our Deceased Loved ones and Toast them at the end of the day in their honor.
This year I have to start all over again because this nit wit forgot to save the list from last year on aol journals.
I know it is only February 1st But I want to make sure I get all of your loved ones on here for the Honor Roll .
If your are interested please e-mail me at garnett109@aol.com

And as always, thanks for listening