Friday, February 27, 2009

And Then She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me

Last night as I was scratching my ass and yelling to Debbie" Yo , grab me a beer while you are out there!"
She came in mumbling something " You don't love me....Blah blah , blah.... and you use to be more romantic.... blah , blah, blah.... and you use to read poems .... blah, blah , blah!"
" You want poems?" I asked." You Got Poems!"
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin-Its the Triumphant Twang Of A Bed Spring!
And thats when she slapped the hell out of me!"

And Remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

10 comments:

Sugar said...

you get slapped a lot, huh?
lol
huggies...

Rose said...

Give Deb more romance....she deserves it.

Hugs, Rose

*Tracy* said...

i think sugar is right, you get slapped alot im sure! lol have a good weekend. hugs

Dornbrau said...

Yes, but did the bed springs squeak when she slapped you?

Missy said...

That was hilarious.. I told my coworkers that one.

*M*

Tabby said...

LOL, lucky she didn't bean you off the head with the beer.

Kattytrick said...

Now THAT'S funny! Made me laugh out loud...You're so terrable! (and she must love you a LOT my friend!)

Lisa said...

And you deserved it!!!

Indigo said...

I think by now Debbie has gotten slapping you upside the head down to an artform. (Hugs)Indigo

Melissa said...

Go Debbie! lol

Come on now, ya gotta admit you had it coming!