Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!

I'm Telling you people, Johnny G. is in a bad way right now!

Someone pulled an April fools joke on me a little late, a bad joke but a joke never the less.

After squeezing half of a tube of Preparation H up my ass and cleaning the applicator I realized that someone replaced the tube with Fixodent Denture Adhesive!

Let's just say I'm more anal retentive now then I ever was!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday's Rant

Well good people this really Grabs the short hairs of my Ass!
How in the hell can a store sell you water for $5.00 a case when it comes out of the faucet for pennies?
Now they freakin' tell me they have Flavored water now?



You Got to be shitting Me!
Flavored water for $1.29 for a 20 0z. Bottle.
Now tell me if I'm freakin' wrong here but isn't flavored water called KoolAid?
The last time I Heard Of flavored water it was called a soft drink!
People wake the hell up , the corperate world is giving you the freakin' shaft!
Hell people come to my house , I'll give you Flavored Water, It's called Jack Daniels on the Rocks!
Flavored Water My Ass!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!