Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!

I'm Telling you people, Johnny G. is in a bad way right now!

Someone pulled an April fools joke on me a little late, a bad joke but a joke never the less.

After squeezing half of a tube of Preparation H up my ass and cleaning the applicator I realized that someone replaced the tube with Fixodent Denture Adhesive!

Let's just say I'm more anal retentive now then I ever was!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!


Paula said...

lol So sorry for your problem but guess its better then spraying your hair with silver paint.

Jimmy's Journal said...

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. You could have used the Preparation H instead of tooth paste.


Anonymous said...

Oh! A late April's Fools is just WRONG!!!

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natalie said...

That sounds like half the world!lol!
Hey Johnny many thanks for your kind comments and I want to wish you and yours a great holiday weekend!

Lori J said...

Hi there,
Well although I am tempted to do April Fools jokes my hubby does not like them..
I must confess I did utter a slight chuckle when I read your entry
Well we are on the "last days" here in Tucson...and will start back home to the great white North come Monday.
We have to be back in Canada by the 20th. as that is when the travel insurance runs out.
It seems like we have been her 3 months at least.
THANKs for stopping by my journal.