I'm Telling you people, Johnny G. is in a bad way right now!
Someone pulled an April fools joke on me a little late, a bad joke but a joke never the less.
After squeezing half of a tube of Preparation H up my ass and cleaning the applicator I realized that someone replaced the tube with Fixodent Denture Adhesive!
Let's just say I'm more anal retentive now then I ever was!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!