I use to go out with a few erotic dancers in my hay day.
There was one gal that I dated, she was a Navajo Indian, pretty gal she was.
We did not date very long, she wanted out of the business to become a Nun.
Her Christian name was Sister Spread Eagle!
Then there was Leather, she had more tattoos then a sailor.
I came home one evening and she was standing at the door with a robe on, when I got inside she dropped the robe and pointed to her right nipple, she had just got it pierced.
She said"How Does it look big boy?"
I told her it looked like the plug from my grandmothers bath tub!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!