Think Before You Speak

'99 I damn near died and was put on the vent ,I was on it for 24 hours almost did not make it.
2 hours after being off the vent my pastor comes in and asks How I'm Doing?
How am I doing, How AM I DOING?
Padre I got a Pipe in my pecker and in a few moments they are going to stick a hose up my ass, by the way do you got a freakin' prayer for that!
And How is your day Padre?
How am I doing he asks.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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New Commercial

They have a new Preparation H commercial out That I'm Itching To SEE.

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!

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Last Sibling Standing

My Uncle Frank was at his doctors today to see if his cancer is operable.

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