A young newlywed couple were making love all day, they are tired and go to bed but forget to turn the light out,they argue for the very first time about who is going to shut the light out.
The husband realizes it was stupid to argue and tells his wife who ever comes up with the best rhyme the loser has to get up and shut off the light.
She agrees and goes first.
After a few minutes of thought she says "3&3 is 6 & 3 is 9 , I know the length of yours but you don't know the depth of mine!"
She thinks she won and tells her husband to go shut off the lights.
His Quick response was " Honey you are right 3&3 is 6 & 3 is 9 but I can piss in yours but you can't piss in mine!"
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!