Sunday, November 29, 2009

In The News

A Wilkes-Barre area man wearing a Have A Nice Day T-shirt was shot to death by a guy who worked nights!

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are......
Sprained my ankle.

And as always,thanks for listening!

Friday, November 27, 2009

Phone Fun

Did you ever have one of those boring days and you need to get out of that funk?
Do what I do for entertainment, when the phone rings answer it like this....
Hello, Garnett's House of Hemorrhoids how may i help you?

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Author's note : Insert your own name

Racy Werds

Never tell your Hispanic House Maid to clean your floors with spic n span, it pisses them off!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,Thanks for listening!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Just A Thought

Somewhere in the United States a 17 year old girl needs a note for being absent but does not need one for an abortion! WTF?

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Saturday #3's Late

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on.
My 3 words.....
Playing with Grandson

And as always, thanks for listening!

Things You Never See

A puppet with a hard -on

A butterfly with a swastika design

The latin word for douche bag

A junkie with leisure time

A serial killer with a light-up bow tie

A mom & Pop steel mill

A shot glass full of carrot juice

A bum with matching luggage

Really interesting twins

Condoms with pictures of saints

Two homosexuals who own a bait shop

A pimp with low profit margin

A Rolls-Royce that's more than 50 percent primer paint

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Things I Can Do Without

People In Line Ahead Of Me
Here's someting I can do with out:People ahead of me on the supermarket line who are paying for an inexpensive item by credit card or personal check.
People! Take my word for this: Tic Tacs is not a major purchase.
And I get just as discouraged when a guy who's buying a simple jar of spaghetti sauce tries to pay with a letter of credit from the bank of Liechtenstein!
Folks carry some fuckin'money around, will ya? It comes in handy!
No one should be burrowing money from a bank at 18% intrest to buy a loaf of fuckin' bread!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

What Purpose Is This Life I Live

Just sat here trying to figure out the last 47 years of my life and what purpose did it hold?
Fuck, what is this purpose of life and why is it so damn hard to live?
Humans since the day they are born are the only animals on this planet that know that the outcome of life is death.
I'm comfortable with that but what freakin' purpose does it hold?
Why do we keep this fucking cycle going, the pleasure of birth the sorrow of death?
I watched death many times , the sorrow agonizing pain of it all but yet we choose to give birth to feed it again.
Life is some crazy shit and time is priceless but yet we keep it going for the next generation to enjoy the pleasure of birth and the sorrow of death.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Movie Ratings

I hear the movie "Men That Stare At Goats" is Rated R In the United States, over in the Middle East It is XXX rated!

And remember......
Laissez Les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

The ER

When I was in the Er Tuesday night they did the swine flu swab and guess What?

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are......

Today is beautiful!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Rational & Irrational Suicide

Rational Suicide- When one is terminally ill and takes ones life in his own hands on his own terms.


Irrational Suicide- When Mental illness chooses for you and you don't seek other options of help and you listen to those little feelings to escape mental pain.

I'm right in the middle of a tight rope walk and if I stay I'll be ok.

Monday woke up feeling pretty shitty, copd , chest cold , lung infection settled in , labored breathing until Tuesday 3:30 PM, copd eased up until about 7:30 and kicked back up in full flare.
Took my myself of oxygen , wrote my last will & testament for my kid , sat down and read a few journals, joked around, got tired and laid down to die, let nature take it's course I figure.
Laying there waiting to die in dignity, had stomach cramps and did not want to shit all over deaths parade, crawled into the toilet did my shit and laid back down to die.
I don't know what made me get up to answer an e-mail( forgot to shut the freakin computer off), It was my Friend Jim Sullivan that sent me a life saving e-mail, you see Jim likes singing and records it and he sent me a song that saved my life!!!!!!!!!
Mr. James Sullivan Sir , God bless you!





Well that song put a freakin' great spark into my heart , got me rethinking life!
So on that note......
My darling Debbie I love you with all my heart and soul, yes darling I'll save the last dance for you!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm ok now ,Peace be with all of you, I love you all!

I'm here to stay!

And as always,thanks for listening!

Jumping Johnny G. Is A Big Fan

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Guys Pay Attention

In my younger days I could never keep a relationship going,I remember one of my girl friends had read in one of those cozmos that in a relationship your partner should pay attention to your self being.
I Don't remember her name, the relationship had ended early ,due to the fact that when she asked me what the color of her eyes were, well let's just say that 34 c was not the right answer!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Why Do I Want To Know This?

New fun shapes is what is advertised on the bag of Dad's Cat Food along with 3 irresistible flavors, chicken, salmon and Tuna.
I know a few of you out there have highly intelligent cats but how many actually know how to read and when did they go out and actually kill a chicken, salmon or tuna to dine on for dinner?
Never, at least not in my yard!
Unless they come up with mouse, robin and snake flavored shapes, I don't think my Simon actually gives a rat's ass whats printed on the bag!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Late Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on.
My 3 words are......
Cable was down!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Did We Lose Our Freedoms Of Speech?


Congrats

To all the Yankee Fans , Congrats on the 27th world series win!