Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dissociative Identy Disorder

Multiple personality disorder (MPD) is a psychiatric disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other. The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is significant amnesia which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness. In 1994, the American Psychiatric Association's DSM-IV replaced the designation of MPD with DID: dissociative identity disorder. The label may have changed, but the list of symptoms remained essentially the same.

21 and 1/2 years ago I was going out with this chick named Ruth.
I asked a friend hows about hooking me up with this chick , she is smoking hot, he told me to leave her alone she is a freakin' wack job.

Ok , how bad can she be?

I asked her out and she said yes, I took her to a club I belonged to and we hit it off that night and for the first 2 months every thing was ok , then I noticed changes in her moods.

One night she wanted crazy monkey sex and I was more than happy to oblige.

2 days later she gives me a booty call, she picks me up and we go back to her apartment for some more wild monkey sex and as we were at it she looks me dead in the eyes and says I don't do it that way.
What?
2 days ago I had this broad swinging from the cieling fans yelling me Jane You Tarzan!

Well I thought may be it was the booze and she forgot about all the fun we had 2 days ago.

The next day I called her up and wanted to know if she wanted to go out , she asked me who I was ,I told her it was me and she hung up, I call her back and she said hello this is Nacy you have the wrong number!

What the hell is wrong with this chick?

I call my buddy up and asked what he meant by a freakin' wack job, he told me she had Multi Personalities, the first few days she is Ruth , then Nacy and finally Sally.
If she takes her meds she is stable if not they all come out at different times,Yeah no shit.

Well I thought to my self I'll deal with it and date all 3 in her head , shit this could be fun , 3 girls different days wow!

Well people don't ever do this it could be quite dangerous, while making love to ruth, nacy pops in and starts yelling and bitching at Ruth to stay away from her man and after all calmed down Sally pops out and wants a foursome with the other 2 and me.

I broke up with all 3 that night , I could not handle a foursome!

But it was fun while it lasted!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

10 comments:

Paula said...

I would hate to see all of them get angry at you at the same time. lol

Tabby said...

Hope you broke up with all of them before Christmas, that could of been expensive. Funny post!
Tabby

bosoxblue said...

HEY, SOME OF MY BEST DATES HAVE BEEN 'WACKO-CITY'. I USUALLY HUNG AROUND 'TILL THE WHIPS, CHAINS, AND POWER=TOOLS CAME OUT.
ATER THAT IT'S: "FEET DON'T GIVE UP ON ME NOE"

jiggins said...

WOW. This is for all the guys that think they can handle more than one woman at a time, when they aren't doing their best with the one they (don't) got. Good stuff man. See ya on the next post.

Rose said...

Wow...........I have no other comment but WOW.......

Hugs, Rose

I'm grateful I never met a whack job as you called it.

MISSY said...

It's rare but it exists. I couldn't imagine having something like that but they say most of it is used as a coping tool. People cannot deal with what they have experienced so they create someone else who can.

Yeah, I couldn't imagine dating someone like that. It just wouldn't be possibe unless they stayed on their meds. *M*

http://learningtoadapt.blogspot.com

Marty said...

Amusing post ... almost like getting two or three for the price of one. Talk about a cheap date!
Best,
Marty

Lisa said...

Only you could put a humorous spin on such a situation. I bet that was something wild to witness.

Bethe said...

LMAO! I finally found your blog!! That is absolutely hilarious. One of my online friends wants me to start posting my own "X-list". OMG-Do I dare?!

hugsss...

SHOOBIE HUNTER said...

DIDN'T I EVER TELL YOU I HAVE MPD..IT'S NOT NICE TO MAKE FUN OF IT....