Monday, October 27, 2008

Beer VS. Religion

Beer vs. Religion TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION!
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for
themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors
trying to give it away.
5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or
tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second
Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to
help you stop.

And remember...............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

6 comments:

Indigo said...

Sounds like Beer wins this one hands down. Unfortunately I no longer drink...still religious choice is still that...a freedom in this country...*winks*...(Hugs)Indigo

Paula said...

I like number 6

MISSY said...

Haha this was cute. *M*

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Marty said...

Hmmm ... sounds like a new commandment in the making: "This Bud's for you."
Best,
Marty

~Gem~ said...

garnett!!
OMGosh!
so excited here..i have to find everyone, one ..by..one!
well, it's worth it.
soo glad to be here at your new journal site.
:-)

Lisa said...

Cute, I liked number 1. LOL