Saturday, October 11, 2008

How Do You Spell Retarted?

You spell REEETARRRRTED with a capital R is how you spell it!

Around 5 am I left my dog Baby G. out and 5:15 the chase was on!

Freakin' dog got sprayed not only once but 4 freakin' times in 2 freakin' years by PePe La Pew!

She most likely is freakin' reeetarrrrrted to not know the differance between cat and skunk!

Skunk Deodorizer is as follows:

1/4 cup of baking soda

1 quart of 3% proroxzide

2 table spoons of dish soap

Throw the freakin Reeeetarrrrrted dawg in the tub!

Say a few freakin' cus words at the damn dawg!

Lather the damn dawg up!

Let set for 5 freakin' minutes while you enjoy the freakin' stench!

Rinse with warm water!

Cus the damn dawg again!

And as always, thanks for listening!

10 comments:

Sugar said...

awww poor baby g. {{}}
have a good wkend. :)
huggie.

SHOOBIE HUNTER said...

I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME SHE GOT SPRAYED...CHEROKEE DOES THE SAME THING...BUT,I USALLY SMELL THE DAMN SHUNK OUTSIDE FIRST..THEY SEEM TO LIKE TO HIDE UNDER MY PORCH..I DON'T LET HIM OUT...HIS EYEBALLS CAN FLOAT FIRST...SO DOES SHE SMELL ALL ROSEY FRESH NOW...AND HOW ABOUT THE HOUSE..THAT SHIT STINKS BIG TIME..THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN WE WERE ALL DRUNK I TOLD YA THAT TWO OF MY FRIEND CHASE A DAMN SHUNK..ASSHOLES...LOL..HUGS

Terri said...

OMG..that sucks..I feel for ya...

the other morning i let Beau out at 5am too and as soon as i opened the door i smelled a skunk and thought oh damnnnn he has been sprayed...so i called him in , in a hurry and thankfully he hadn't..

Hope the smell is gone...

MISSY said...

I would have been p*ss*d!

*M*

Jimmy's Journal said...

Maybe he should be nominated for the CAT Award

Sandra said...

just the other night our dogs really really wanted to go out and when they did they ran to the fence(they usually take their time) so I called my son and he went out and said it smells like a skunk out there and he grabbed the dogs and brought them in... thank goodness...... ARE ALL DOGS DUMB OR WHAT
Sandra

Debbie said...

That stinks! One hell of a way to start your day. I feel for ya!
Debbie

Lisa said...

Ah geesh, what a mess. Buddy was sprayed by a skunk the day my house was being appraised. He ran in and rubbed against everything so needless to say the house smelled just awful when the appraiser arrived. Hope little baby is smelling better!!!

Laura said...

Oh Yuck! Poor Doggy and poor you, too!
Laura

Missie said...

Oh no, not again! Poor dog! Okay...I feel sorry for you and Deb too! LOL