New Years Resolution

Wishing you all A Very Happy And Prosperous New Years.

My New Years Eve Resolution is to beat the Reaper!
You don't beat the reaper by living long , you beat the reaper by living well!

And as always, thanks for listening!

In With The New

Debbie's Mom A.K.A. the Boss just got one of these shitake dogs or was it shite poos ,oh hell one of those living feather dusters that yip when you kick it!

So tomorrow I'll go over and antagonise it to see what it does so I can name it!

So far I'm going with Speed Bump!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

I told Debbie today that I no longer need her here, that I talk to alot of girls and they want my body!
Her freakin' reply was" John Clean your ears out, the girls that call you are nurses that work for a Lab that wants your body For scientific Research!"
can you feel the love here?

And remember..............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Then She Smacked Me

I use to give Debbie some romantic one liners years ago.
Here is one of those oh so romantic one liners!

I said" Debbie, I got a pokemon in my pants and it wants a picachu!"
Then I got Smacked!

And remember.........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Your Fat Ass Can Power Your Vehicle

For a time, Beverly Hills doctor Craig Alan Bittner turned the fat he removed from patients into biodiesel that fueled his Ford SUV and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator.
Love handles can power a car? Frighteningly, yes. Fat--whether animal or vegetable--contains triglycerides that can be extracted and turned into diesel. Poultry companies such as Tyson are looking into powering their trucks on chicken schmaltz, and biofuel start-ups such as Nova Biosource are mixing beef tallow and pig lard with more palatable sources such as soybean oil. Mike Shook of Agri Process Innovations, a builder of biodiesel plants, says this year's batch of U.S. biodiesel was likely more than half animal-derived since the price of soybeans soared.
A gallon of grease will get you about a gallon of fuel, and drivers can get about the same amount of mileage from fat fuel as they do from regular diesel, according to Jenna Higgins of the National Biodiesel Board. Animal fats need to undergo an additional step to get rid of free fatty acids not present in vegetable oils, but otherwise, there's no difference, she says.
Greenies like the fact that waste, such as coffee grounds and french-fry grease, can be turned into power. "The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel--and I have more fat than I can use," Bittner wrote on lipodiesel.com. "Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly but they get to take part in saving the Earth." Bittner's lipodiesel Web site is no longer online.
Using fat to fuel cars might be environmentally friendly, but it's definitely illegal in California to use human medical waste to power vehicles, and Bittner is being investigated by the state's public health department.
Although it's unclear when Bittner started and stopped making fat fuel or how he made it, his activities came to light after recent lawsuits filed by patients that allege he allowed his assistant and his girlfriend to perform surgeries without a medical license.
2008-12-23 08:52:03

I can see it now,instead of carbon filled clouds it will be replaced by cellulite and the rain will taste a little oily!
Between mine and Debbies asses we got enough fuel fo a year!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

It's Almost New Years Eve

December 31st. Is always a fun time for the beginners, you know the assholes in training , those guys that go out only on New Year's Eve and try to make up for the rest of the year.
Oh how I love this night, people puking all over the place before mid night, the fist fights at 9 pm, somebody's ole lady trying to hump some young man in the corner of the bar thinking her ole man went home.
Yes, I've seen it all in the bars!
Many times I've broken up the fights , mopped up the blood , sat in jail over night because of a floosie or some asshole that he thought he was a frog and wanted to leap!
Yep been there done that, the toughest drunks that go out is usaully some pissed off broad trying to get even with her ole man or a friend that did her wrong!
Nothing worst than a woman's scorn.
Debbie and I stay home now because of shit heads, hell at 46 I'm in bed by 9pm.
Johnny G's safety guide to survival, if you leave your drink to go pee get a new one, it could be drugged, never drink more than you can handle, never trust someone you just met,hep c runs rampant don't stick your tongue down someone throat at mid night that you just met!
Finally Don't Drink and drive Johnny Law is watching!
Ps Wear your rubbers it's winter you feet might get wet!

And Remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Merry Christmas Blogville

Peace To All
Merry Christmas & A Very Happy New Year to all my friends out there in Blogville!
It seems we have another year down and new one begining soon!
Thanks for the Great Year My Friends , hopefully 2009 will be alot better for all of us, hopefully.

It seems that every year I get the same old stuff, 3 white shirts and a peice of ass and damn it they are all a size to big!

Merry Christmas!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Merry Christmas In Heaven Mom

`Nollaig Shona Duit!
And As Always, thanks for listening!

The Christmas Card That Never Was

You know what you do when you receive a Christmas Card, you tape it to the frame of a door way in your living room to show off and brag to people about how many friends and relatives actually thought about you on this Christmas Season.

What about the Christmas Card That Never Was?
Well you tape that one also!
The Christmas Card That Never Was? Is Johnny G. Losing it?

Let me explain.....
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow the mail always gets thru weather you get it or not.........

Got a Christmas card from my Aunt yesterday, well sort of, I got the front part of the envelope in a plastic bag with apologies and condolences from the Post Master that the rest of it was destroyed in the sorter at the Post Office.
So there you have it the Christmas Card that never was and it is hanging with the rest of the beautiful cards that were.

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
And as always, thanks for listening!

A Spidy Man Christmas

My neighbors littlest boy loves Spider Man, so why we were out today we picked him up a Spider Man Hypersonic Jet.

For his B-Day in Oct. we had bought him a Spider Man Car.

For Halloween he was dressed as Spider Man, like I said he loves Spider Man.

His older brother loves money, this kid will work in my yard every two weeks and i'll give him $20 when he is done, then he hides it like a squirrel with nuts.

So for Christmas I'll give him $20 in a card.

Their parents are great people that raised 2 great kids.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Time Heals All Wounds So They Say

They say that time heals all wounds, I guess I need some time, It took over 11 years for the pain to ease after my Father had passed and now with the passing of my Mother, it looks like it going to be along time before I can once again enjoy the holidays and to ease this pain that I carry in my heart!
My Father died in my arms September 26 1995.
My Mother Died in my arms September 18 2008.
I just don't have that kind of time anymore to ease this pain,so Please forgive me if I'm not Joyous over this Christmas season.
My Debbie has been a rock through all of these years and without her , who knows what would've become of me through out these trying times!
God Bless you all during this Christmas Season!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Our Song

Baby I see this world has made you sad Some people can be bad The things they do, the things they say But baby I'll wipe away those bitter tears I'll chase away those restless fears That turn your blue skies into grey Why worry, there should be laughter after the pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So why worry now Baby when I get down I turn to you And you make sense of what I do I know it isn't hard to say But baby just when this world seems mean and cold Our love comes shining red and gold And all the rest is by the way Why worry, there should be laughter after pain There should be sunsh ine after rain These things have always been the same So why worry now


Doll we've been through it all!
The Greatest Love of my life is You!
Why Worry?

Things That Amaze Me

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on.
My 3 words are........
Debbie Is Shoveling!

And as always , thanks for listening!

Yep You Guest It I Got My Ass Whooped Again!

Christmas of "72" I was 10 years old, that Christmas was a great one I got a B-B Gun, it was Remmington lever action , it looked like a real 30-30 and the B-B 's loaded on the side just like the 30 -30.

No I did not shoot my eye out nor anyone elses!

I took my B-B gun out back and lined up soda cans and started to knock them down one by one then it happened, a bunch of squirrels were up in the tree making noise , now the hunt was on!

I took aim at one, pulled the tigger and shot out a neighbors bay window up on the hill !

They came down screaming, the gun was taking from me for a month and you guest it, I got my Ass whooped again!

And remember .........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Did I Mention Getting My Ass Whooped On Christmas?

I remember the time I received this little gift under the Christmas tree, I think I was 6 at the time, My cousin Joe got the 6 shooters and I got the stinking Tinker Toys.

I talked Joe into playing cowboys & Indians He had his 6 shooters and Me as The Indian I got a heavy rubber band and made a bow and arrows with the tinker toys and shot him in the head with it.

Needless to say I Got my ass whooped again On Christmas day!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Silent Night

It's A Slinky

I was around 5 and my cousin Joe was 4 when we got our first slinkies on Christmas Day at My Grand Mothers house, we would take them upstairs and race them down a big stairwell and mine would always would finish first.

We had one more race and instead of Joe's slinky going down the steps he had pushed me down them instead, I hit every freakin' one of those steps!

I think Joe was a poor sport on losing but I got even, when he was a sleep I took his slinky and tied him up to the bed with it.

Needless to say I got my ass whooped again,come to think of it I had alot of ass whoopings on Christmas!

And remember...........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always thanks for listening!

Old Sparky

I remember back in 1970 that these aluminium trees were all the rage.
My mom and dad bought one just to be in the hip crowd.
My dad had a tendency to over do things at Christmas especially with the electric lights.
I remember getting my dad a few beers as he was putting the lights on the tree, my hands a little damp from the dew on the cans and dad saying go ahead son plug "er" in!

Thats how that tree got its name of Old Sparky, sparks was a shooting every where and a few shot out my ass!

As I soon learned aluminium and electricity and damp hands don't mix!

I think dad donated that tree to the State Pen as a replacement for the chair!

And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what is going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are........
Up very early!

And as always, thanks for listening!

God Bless Your Soul Kaylee

Well it looks like they found the body of Lil Kaylee Anthony , duct taped and stuffed in a garbage bag thrown in a bog a half mile from her home.

How can A mother do this to her own child( if she did do it) ?

Who ever did this to this little angel should die a slow but very painful death!

God Bless You Lil Kaylee!

And as always, thanks for listening!

I Wander This World II

I Wander This World is A Blues song sung By Johnny Lang.
Some times I think this song is a part of me.

Trust me good people if I could write like this I'd be a song writer making money!
http://video.aol.com/video/jonny-lang-sessionsaol-wander-this-world/1120128/?icid=VIDURVMUS02

And as always thanks for listening!

Frosty The Snow Man

I Wander This World

The tar in the street starts to melt from the heatAnd the sweats runnin' down from my hairI walked 20 miles and I'm dragging my feetAnd I'll walk 20 more I don't careAnd I'll wander this world, wander this worldWander this world, wander this world all aloneI'm like a ghost some people can't seeOthers drive by and stareA shadow that drifts by the side of the roadIt's like I'm not even thereAnd I'll wander this world, wander this worldWander this world, wander this world all aloneWell I've never been part of the gameThe life that I live is my ownAll that I know is that I was bornTo wander this world all alone, all aloneSome people are born with their lives all laid outAnd all their success is assuredSome people work hard all their lives for nothin'They take it and don't say a wordThey don't say a wordSometimes it's like I don't even existEven God has lost track of my soulWhy else would he leave me out here like thisTo wander this world all aloneAnd I'll wander this world, wander this worldWander this world, wander this world all alone

Baby It's Cold Out Side

I'm Dreaming of a Tropical Island Christmas but all I'll be getting Is a cold Goose Island New Years !

Why in the hell did my fore family stay in a freakin' cold state is beyond me, I mean come on go south young man there ain't nothing but coal up in thar these hills and when it's gone who's paying the bills?

I Guess it's in Our Dna 'cause I gave up a great chance to stay in Georgia in 1980 in the army, yep Fort Gordan Georgia but no I came back to this winter wonderland because of family and friends!

My friend down South ,yeah you know who you are, Missie is living it up in a much warmer climate.
I think the southern part of Pa. has to be at least 3 degrees warmer down there! Lmao!

Well kiddos Debbie has off tomorrow and we are heading to bed to make wild passionate friction between the sheets to keep warm.
No sex involved we fight over the covers you dirty minded people!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Remember Pearl Harbor

Today is the 67th Anniversary of the Bombing of Pearl Harbor.

The above picture is the burning and sinking of The U.S.S. Arizona.

Alot of Airmen and Navalmen died on this infamous Day!

God Bless All of them.

Leaving a link for more pictures of Pearl Harbor Attack.

http://www.sflistteamhouse.com/Misc/Pearl%20Harbor/original.htm

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel .

My 3 words are........

Transmission is slipping!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Salute!

75 years ago today congress ended Prohibition, for me this is a very special day!

I'm actually holding back tears of joy as I hoist a glass of Jimmy Beam & Coke and saluting congress for a job well done!

Here's to Area 51 and all it's members including the Founder Father James............

May your glass never run dry and your mind be free of Hangovers!

Salute!

Johnny G. is a Proud Sponsor Of Jim Beam!

And Remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly

Opps Wrong Boughs! That's more like it!

Either way , Have yourself a very Merry Christmas!

And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

The Dung Twig Aka Mistletoe

Mistle meaning dung and toe meaning twig!

Did you know that Mistletoe aids in the fight of certain cancers?

It is also used in the fight against Aids!

It can be very deadly to cats, so Possum you better stay away from this,this ain't no cat nip!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Taking Time Out To Say Good Bye

My dear friend it is never good bye but till we meet again.
Doc, you my Sir were a good friend and to everybody that had the privilege to meet you would know how great of a friend you were.
As I raise this glass in a toast to you Doc, may you be in heaven 3days before the devil knows your gone!
Semper Fi!
Salute!
En Avant!
Forward Soldier!
Drive On!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Another Tasty Treat

Another oh so tasty treat that we all love and enjoy on Christmas Eve.

You'd find them in your stocking and a few on the tree that have been there for about a week before you can crunch down on those Delicious Balls Of Corn , that's if Mommy did not spray it with pine scent!

Don't worry about spoilage these Delightful treats sit in warehouses for 6 months and about 2 1/2 months on the store shelves and they're low fat too!

Now go out and buy a box to bring back old traditions!

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

PS. All above is sarcasm!

Oh, How I Love Fruitcake

Fruitcake (or fruit cake) is a cake made with chopped candied fruit and/or dried fruit, nuts and spices, and optionally soaked in spirits. In the United Kingdom certain rich versions may be iced and decorated. Fruitcakes are often served in the celebration of weddings and Christmas.

Fruitcake: Made with all the crumbs and garbage that hit the floor all yearlong made into a cake to give to your Favorite Family members that you love so much just to piss them off on Christmas!

There are actual places in the U.S.A. that pay people to make this all so tasty treat for your fine dining on Christmas!

Oh the Joy to receive one of these Tasty treats on Christmas!

And Remember.....

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

PS. All of the above was sarcasm