Friday, December 26, 2008

It's Almost New Years Eve

December 31st. Is always a fun time for the beginners, you know the assholes in training , those guys that go out only on New Year's Eve and try to make up for the rest of the year.
Oh how I love this night, people puking all over the place before mid night, the fist fights at 9 pm, somebody's ole lady trying to hump some young man in the corner of the bar thinking her ole man went home.
Yes, I've seen it all in the bars!
Many times I've broken up the fights , mopped up the blood , sat in jail over night because of a floosie or some asshole that he thought he was a frog and wanted to leap!
Yep been there done that, the toughest drunks that go out is usaully some pissed off broad trying to get even with her ole man or a friend that did her wrong!
Nothing worst than a woman's scorn.
Debbie and I stay home now because of shit heads, hell at 46 I'm in bed by 9pm.
Johnny G's safety guide to survival, if you leave your drink to go pee get a new one, it could be drugged, never drink more than you can handle, never trust someone you just met,hep c runs rampant don't stick your tongue down someone throat at mid night that you just met!
Finally Don't Drink and drive Johnny Law is watching!
Ps Wear your rubbers it's winter you feet might get wet!

And Remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!


Missy said...

What you said was funny but very true. I've seen my share of craziness and had to learn the hard way to many times.

I'm keeping it safe this year and probably staying home... we'll see.. (whatever it is, I'm using my head lol)


Marty said...

Hi Johnny,
I think a lot of people stay in, celebrate quietly on New Years. I always do ... never really enjoyed the craziness, anyhow. Have a great New Year!

Paula said...

We're staying home but not 'cause I want to. I don't even drink but I sure like to dance and don't need to be drunk to do it.. I think we're the only county around here who is not banned from fireworks so all hell may break loose with people running here to do thier fireworks. Happy New Year.

Dutch said...

In bed by 9pm, oh how true that is. We sometimes go to my SIL house and play cards and have a few drinks. Hubby is working this year so most likely staying in. Have a good weekend.

Tabby said...

Words of wisdom to live by. I too hate amateur night and stay safe at home.

Lisa said...

You end with very good advice. I had my share of rockin New Years Eves but I was a seasoned partier and it was just another night to get hammered. LOL. Oh the good old days. I with you now on the bedtime!