December 31st. Is always a fun time for the beginners, you know the assholes in training , those guys that go out only on New Year's Eve and try to make up for the rest of the year.
Oh how I love this night, people puking all over the place before mid night, the fist fights at 9 pm, somebody's ole lady trying to hump some young man in the corner of the bar thinking her ole man went home.
Yes, I've seen it all in the bars!
Many times I've broken up the fights , mopped up the blood , sat in jail over night because of a floosie or some asshole that he thought he was a frog and wanted to leap!
Yep been there done that, the toughest drunks that go out is usaully some pissed off broad trying to get even with her ole man or a friend that did her wrong!
Nothing worst than a woman's scorn.
Debbie and I stay home now because of shit heads, hell at 46 I'm in bed by 9pm.
Johnny G's safety guide to survival, if you leave your drink to go pee get a new one, it could be drugged, never drink more than you can handle, never trust someone you just met,hep c runs rampant don't stick your tongue down someone throat at mid night that you just met!
Finally Don't Drink and drive Johnny Law is watching!
Ps Wear your rubbers it's winter you feet might get wet!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!