When you call my house and wish me a Happy Holiday ,you can stick it in your ass,there is nothing "Happy" about my Holiday.I'm tired of the P.C. Bullshit the Government tries to shove down our throats!It is Jesus Christ's Birthday,you know, Christmas , The Birth Of our Saviour.That's what it is, no need to sugar coat it for the non believers, Merry Christmas Not Happy Holidays, that's all I got to say!
And as always, Thanks for listening!
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
FDR's Speech On Dec.8 1941
To the Congress of the United States:
Yesterday, Dec. 7, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
The United States was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with the government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.
Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in Oahu, the Japanese ambassador to the United States and his colleagues delivered to the Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or armed attack.
It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.
The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. Very many American lives have been lost. In addition, American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.
Yesterday, the Japanese government also launched an attack against Malaya.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked Guam.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.
Last night, the Japanese attacked Wake Island.
This morning, the Japanese attacked Midway Island.
Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.
As commander in chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.
Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us.
No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.
I believe I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again.
Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.
With confidence in our armed forces - with the unbounding determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us God.
I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, Dec. 7, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese empire.
God Bless All That Died That Day!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Yesterday, Dec. 7, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
The United States was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with the government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.
Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in Oahu, the Japanese ambassador to the United States and his colleagues delivered to the Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or armed attack.
It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.
The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. Very many American lives have been lost. In addition, American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.
Yesterday, the Japanese government also launched an attack against Malaya.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked Guam.
Last night, Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.
Last night, the Japanese attacked Wake Island.
This morning, the Japanese attacked Midway Island.
Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.
As commander in chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.
Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us.
No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.
I believe I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again.
Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.
With confidence in our armed forces - with the unbounding determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us God.
I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, Dec. 7, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese empire.
God Bless All That Died That Day!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, November 14, 2010
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company.SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW.SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management.This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate.If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to get: HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, any employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our:Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). We take pride in the amount of SHIT our employees receive. We have given our employees more SHIT than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough SHIT on the job, see your immediate supervisor.Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the SHIT you can stand.And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us.
And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
And That's When She Slapped The Shit Out Of Me!
Today was not a very good day for me.
Got up not feeling very well this morning, a bad chest cold and clogged sinuses got me good.
Took a shower , did my meds and headed out to the doctor's office. Got there to find out my doc was on vacation and his associate was taking his place for today.
I was seated in examining room #2 and one of the nurses was taking my blood pressure and temperature when in came The replacement Doctor, her name was Pamela.
Well Pamela was asking me a series of questions about my health and all I could do is just stare at her, I was like a school boy in love.
Finally Pamela got pissed at me for staring at her and had asked me what in the hell I was looking at?
I said "Darling I must be staring at the cure for erectile dysfunction!"
I woke up in I.C.U.
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Got up not feeling very well this morning, a bad chest cold and clogged sinuses got me good.
Took a shower , did my meds and headed out to the doctor's office. Got there to find out my doc was on vacation and his associate was taking his place for today.
I was seated in examining room #2 and one of the nurses was taking my blood pressure and temperature when in came The replacement Doctor, her name was Pamela.
Well Pamela was asking me a series of questions about my health and all I could do is just stare at her, I was like a school boy in love.
Finally Pamela got pissed at me for staring at her and had asked me what in the hell I was looking at?
I said "Darling I must be staring at the cure for erectile dysfunction!"
I woke up in I.C.U.
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, October 25, 2010
In The News
People With Too Much Money
Women's handbag designers, uncertain about the effect of Hurricane Katrina on Louisiana's alligator habitats, spent the winter searching for new supplies of hides, according to a March Wall Street Journal report. The fall gator harvest saw prices rise 50 percent from two years earlier, forcing Ralph Lauren, for example, to raise the price of its most prestigious alligator purse to $14,000, and hide prices were expected to rise another 50 percent this summer. (Alligator shoes, shirts and coats have also soared in price, and the alligator-paneled piano sold by Giorgio's of Palm Beach now costs $950,000.) [Wall Street Journal, 3-18-06]
And as always, thanks for listening!
Women's handbag designers, uncertain about the effect of Hurricane Katrina on Louisiana's alligator habitats, spent the winter searching for new supplies of hides, according to a March Wall Street Journal report. The fall gator harvest saw prices rise 50 percent from two years earlier, forcing Ralph Lauren, for example, to raise the price of its most prestigious alligator purse to $14,000, and hide prices were expected to rise another 50 percent this summer. (Alligator shoes, shirts and coats have also soared in price, and the alligator-paneled piano sold by Giorgio's of Palm Beach now costs $950,000.) [Wall Street Journal, 3-18-06]
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
In The News
The Classic Middle Name (all-new!)
Arrested recently and awaiting trial for murder: Larry Wayne Call, Faith, N.C. (September); Kenneth Wayne Carlson, Hines Creek, Alberta, Canada (August); Timothy Wayne Morgan, Eugene, Ore. (August); Julius Wayne Willis Jr., Minneapolis (July); Scott Wayne Eby, Wilmington, Ill. (May, charged in a 2004 murder); Douglas Wayne Jones, Oxford, Miss. (May); Kenneth Wayne Rogers, Dallas (April, charged in a 2008 murder). Indicted for murder recently and awaiting trial: Gary Wayne Pettigrew, Tarrant County, Texas (August, indicted in a 1983 murder). Pleaded guilty to murder: Edward Wayne Edwards, Akron, Ohio (August, involving a 1977 murder, not the ones News of the Weird listed him for in August 2009). Convicted of murder: David Wayne Alexander, Pittsburgh (July 2009). Call: [Charlotte Observer, 7-8-10] Carlson: [Edmonton Journal, 8-22-10] Morgan: [KPTV (Portland), 8-17-10] Willis: [City Pages (Minneapolis), 7-7-10] Eby: [Chicago Tribune, 6-13-10] Jones: [Oxford (Miss.) Eagle, 5-18-10] Rogers: [Dallas Morning News, 4-14-10] Pettigrew: [Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 8-28-10] Edwards: [The News-Herald (Willoughby, Ohio), 8-26-10] Alexander: [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 7-8-09]
And as always, thanks for listening!
Arrested recently and awaiting trial for murder: Larry Wayne Call, Faith, N.C. (September); Kenneth Wayne Carlson, Hines Creek, Alberta, Canada (August); Timothy Wayne Morgan, Eugene, Ore. (August); Julius Wayne Willis Jr., Minneapolis (July); Scott Wayne Eby, Wilmington, Ill. (May, charged in a 2004 murder); Douglas Wayne Jones, Oxford, Miss. (May); Kenneth Wayne Rogers, Dallas (April, charged in a 2008 murder). Indicted for murder recently and awaiting trial: Gary Wayne Pettigrew, Tarrant County, Texas (August, indicted in a 1983 murder). Pleaded guilty to murder: Edward Wayne Edwards, Akron, Ohio (August, involving a 1977 murder, not the ones News of the Weird listed him for in August 2009). Convicted of murder: David Wayne Alexander, Pittsburgh (July 2009). Call: [Charlotte Observer, 7-8-10] Carlson: [Edmonton Journal, 8-22-10] Morgan: [KPTV (Portland), 8-17-10] Willis: [City Pages (Minneapolis), 7-7-10] Eby: [Chicago Tribune, 6-13-10] Jones: [Oxford (Miss.) Eagle, 5-18-10] Rogers: [Dallas Morning News, 4-14-10] Pettigrew: [Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 8-28-10] Edwards: [The News-Herald (Willoughby, Ohio), 8-26-10] Alexander: [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, 7-8-09]
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, October 15, 2010
When The Frost Is On The Pumpkin....
WHEN the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock, And you hear the kyouck and gobble of the struttin' turkey-cock, And the clackin' of the guineys, and the cluckin' of the hens, And the rooster's hallylooyer as he tiptoes on the fence; O, it's then the time a feller is a-feelin' at his best, With the risin' sun to greet him from a night of peaceful rest, As he leaves the house, bareheaded, and goes out to feed the stock, When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock. They's something kindo' harty-like about the atmusfere When the heat of summer's over and the coolin' fall is here— Of course we miss the flowers, and the blossoms on the trees, And the mumble of the hummin'-birds and buzzin' of the bees; But the air's so appetizin'; and the landscape through the haze Of a crisp and sunny morning of the airly autumn days Is a pictur' that no painter has the colorin' to mock— When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock. The husky, rusty russel of the tossels of the corn, And the raspin' of the tangled leaves as golden as the morn; The stubble in the furries—kindo' lonesome-like, but still A-preachin' sermuns to us of the barns they growed to fill; The strawstack in the medder, and the reaper in the shed; The hosses in theyr stalls below—the clover overhead!— O, it sets my hart a-clickin' like the tickin' of a clock, When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock. Then your apples all is gethered, and the ones a feller keeps Is poured around the cellar-floor in red and yaller heaps; And your cider-makin's over, and your wimmern-folks is through With theyr mince and apple-butter, and theyr souse and sausage too!... I don't know how to tell it—but ef such a thing could be As the angels wantin' boardin', and they'd call around on me— I'd want to 'commodate 'em—all the whole-indurin' flock— When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock.
And as always, thanks for listening!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, August 27, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...
Lost My Cap.
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are...
Lost My Cap.
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
In The News
The California Humane Society has filed a criminal complaint against a man they say is keeping tropical fish in a moving blender. The man admits it is true but says he has never turned the blender above mix. The Humane Society claims he had it up to Whip and Puree several times.
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, August 9, 2010
I love You Darling
Darling it's been a year since I kissed and held you in my arms.
I love you and will forever .
Waiting till it is my turn to be with you again!
Love always
John
I love you and will forever .
Waiting till it is my turn to be with you again!
Love always
John
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.....
Taking Brain Dump!
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are.....
Taking Brain Dump!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, August 6, 2010
Just A Thought
Sea World should have a special aquarium that features fish sticks. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing Mrs. Paul herself swimming around in there.
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
In The News
A spokesman for the vatican announced today that in Rome a statue of St. Peter has come to life and is passing along fishing tips and veal recipes.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Monday, August 2, 2010
Limericks
There was a young man from St. Maarten
Who saved all his odors from faartin.
If it passed through his crack
It went straight in a sack
And mistakes were all kept in a caarton.
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Who saved all his odors from faartin.
If it passed through his crack
It went straight in a sack
And mistakes were all kept in a caarton.
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are....
Roses for Debbie
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are....
Roses for Debbie
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Just A Thought
When a plane crashes , and a lot of people die, I always wonder what happens to their frequent flier miles.
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Earthquake Survival Tip
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store!
and remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
and remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, July 26, 2010
Only In My World
Where the wolves are silent and the moon howls!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.....
Freakin' Blazing Hot!
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are.....
Freakin' Blazing Hot!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
The Way I See It
Some say the glass is Half-empty, Some say It is Half-full.
I say the glass is to freakin' big!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I say the glass is to freakin' big!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Just A Thought
Instead of having truck scales on the highway, I think they ought to get one of those guys from the carnival and let him guess the weights.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
In The News
A woman in Montana was severely injured this afternoon when she attempted to force-breast-feed a wolverine.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, July 19, 2010
Life
Life is hard, After all it kills you!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Saturday 3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...
Forgot Saturday 3's
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are...
Forgot Saturday 3's
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, July 16, 2010
Preamble To The Constitution Of The American Legion
For God and Countrywe associate ourselves together for thefollowing purposes:
To uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America;
To maintain Law and Order;
To foster and perpetuate a one hundred percent Americanism;
To preserve the memories and incidents of our associations in the Great Wars;
To inculcate a sense of individual obligation to the Community, State and Nation;
To combat the autocracy of both the classes and the masses;
To make right the Master of Might;
To promote Peace and Goodwill on earth;
To safeguard and transmit to posterity the principles of Justice, Freedom and Democracy;
To consecrate and sanctify our comradeship by our devotion to mutual helpfulness.
God Bless Us All!
And as always, thanks for listening!
To uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America;
To maintain Law and Order;
To foster and perpetuate a one hundred percent Americanism;
To preserve the memories and incidents of our associations in the Great Wars;
To inculcate a sense of individual obligation to the Community, State and Nation;
To combat the autocracy of both the classes and the masses;
To make right the Master of Might;
To promote Peace and Goodwill on earth;
To safeguard and transmit to posterity the principles of Justice, Freedom and Democracy;
To consecrate and sanctify our comradeship by our devotion to mutual helpfulness.
God Bless Us All!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Watch Your Step
Do you ever reach the top of a staircase and think there's one more step? So you take one of those big, awkward steps that doesn't accomplish anything? And then you have to do it a few more times,so people will think it's something you do all the time."I do this all the time, Folks.It's the third stage of syphilis."
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
For The Guys
Do you ever have to sneeze while your taking a piss?It's frightening. Deep down you're afraid you'll release all sorts of bodily fluids into your pants.What people don't realize is that it is physically impossible to sneeze while pissing; your brain won't allow it.Because your brain knows you might blow your asshole out,and wind up having to repaint the entire apartment.
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Monday, July 12, 2010
All Hell Breaking Loose
I never worry that all hell will break loose.My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Makes Me Feel Good
Isn't it a good feeling when you read the tabloids and realize that a lot of famous people are just as fucked up as you are?
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Play Ball
When the convention of testical transplant surgeons had its annual softball game,they asked me to throw out the first ball.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Makes No Sense To Me
We use the sun to make electricity,and then we use electricity to operate sun lamps and tanning machines.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always , Thanks for listening!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always , Thanks for listening!
Monday, July 5, 2010
Order For Table 9 Is Up ,Now Hop To It!
In restaurants where they serve frog's legs,what do they do with the rest of the frog?Do they just throw it away?You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley?I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheese burger and open the lid on that!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Just Wondering
Is it illegal to charge admission to a free for all?
And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Hygiene
I didn't wash today.If I'm not dirty,I don't wash.Some weeks I don't have to shower at all.I just groom my 3 basic areas : teeth, hair, and asshole.And to save time ,I use the same brush!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, July 2, 2010
I Gots To Know
Can placebos cause side effects?
If so,are the side effects real?
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
If so,are the side effects real?
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
I Never
I've never been quarantined.But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, June 25, 2010
Hospital Visit
Went to the er today, just let me say this to you good folks, never and I mean never drink beer milk shakes, it makes you foam from both ends!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, Thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, Thanks for listening!
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Drivers Ed
Okay.Now, a few basic points about driving.
One of the first things they teach you in Drivers Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you to put 'em at ten o'clock and two o'clock. Screw that shit. I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. It gives me an extra half hour to get to where I'm goin'!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
One of the first things they teach you in Drivers Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you to put 'em at ten o'clock and two o'clock. Screw that shit. I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. It gives me an extra half hour to get to where I'm goin'!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, June 21, 2010
Let The Games Begin
It seems that every Bp Gas station I go to now have tarps over their logo signs, so just out of curiosity I went into one and bought rub off tickets and asked what gas they were selling, their answer was Sunoco Gas.
Could it be that Bp is starting bankruptcy policies or are they trying to stop the boycotting of their fuel?
Just Curious.
And as always, thanks for listening!
Could it be that Bp is starting bankruptcy policies or are they trying to stop the boycotting of their fuel?
Just Curious.
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Nature Facts
Rubbing a toad will give you warts is just a myth, but rubbing a toad long enough will give him a hard on!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Fetish
Here is something my blogger friends don't know about me...
I have a clothes fetish, I like to dress up as a Nun on Sundays.
I'm by no means a cross dresser but was worried about it, so today I went to the psychiatrist and he told me there was nothing wrong with it but not to do it more than once a week or it could be Habit Forming!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I have a clothes fetish, I like to dress up as a Nun on Sundays.
I'm by no means a cross dresser but was worried about it, so today I went to the psychiatrist and he told me there was nothing wrong with it but not to do it more than once a week or it could be Habit Forming!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
In The News
Geologists Claim that although the world is running out of oil,there is still a 200 year supply of brake fluid!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Bad Morning
The first thing this morning,I got into an argument with a bowl of rice crispies!
I distinctly heard Snap, Crackle, Fuck You!
I don't know which one of those lil bastards said it but one of them did!
There is no arguments with fruitloops.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I distinctly heard Snap, Crackle, Fuck You!
I don't know which one of those lil bastards said it but one of them did!
There is no arguments with fruitloops.
And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Basic Facts
I never read memoirs;the last thing I need is someone else's memories.
I have all I can do to deal with my own.
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I have all I can do to deal with my own.
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, June 6, 2010
My Peepers Ain't What They Use To Be!
I think good ole Johnny G needs to go to the eye doctor, whilst eating tuna and crackers i happened to look down at the can and it read Friskies Mariners Catch!
Tasted pretty good until I ate what looked like to be an eye!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tasted pretty good until I ate what looked like to be an eye!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
It's A Boy?
My buddy's wife just had a 10 lb baby boy.
Come on folks, do you know what a 10 lb baby boy looks like?
Kind of like John Goodman at a distance!
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Come on folks, do you know what a 10 lb baby boy looks like?
Kind of like John Goodman at a distance!
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, May 30, 2010
eternal thoughts
Death borders upon our birth,and our cradle in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun.
And as always thanks for listening!
And as always thanks for listening!
Friday, May 21, 2010
Strange Shit
I think my cat is eating more than kibble,whilst cleaning out the litter box, I found a cat turd with feathers in it!
And remember...
laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And remember...
laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
The Continuity Of Society
Society is a partnership not only between those who are living but between those who are living, those who are dead and those who are to be born.
Edmund Burke
And as always, thanks for living!
Edmund Burke
And as always, thanks for living!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Freedom
To be born a free man is an accident;
To live a free man is a responsibility;
To die a free man is an obligation.
Author unknown
And as always, thanks for listening!
To live a free man is a responsibility;
To die a free man is an obligation.
Author unknown
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
A Great Dream
Last night I awoke with tears in my eyes and a smile on my face.
My Debbie was standing with her arms streched out in a beauiful white gown,golden shiney hair and a big smile on her face, in this dream I was trying to be with her but they would not let me, she kept smiling and then I awoke.
I cried happy tears as I took this as a sign that she had made it to heaven and that it was not my turn to join her.
I miss her dearly.
And as always,thanks for listening!
My Debbie was standing with her arms streched out in a beauiful white gown,golden shiney hair and a big smile on her face, in this dream I was trying to be with her but they would not let me, she kept smiling and then I awoke.
I cried happy tears as I took this as a sign that she had made it to heaven and that it was not my turn to join her.
I miss her dearly.
And as always,thanks for listening!
Monday, March 22, 2010
What Comes Around Goes Around
My Aunt Ruthie , when i needed in my troubled life , for 10 years gave me a place to stay.
Now i ask her to stay here,hoping she will!
please give some prayer's that she'll stay with me!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Now i ask her to stay here,hoping she will!
please give some prayer's that she'll stay with me!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Light In Darkness
There are three candles that illumine every darkness: truth, nature and knowledge.
__Ancient Irish Triad
And as always thanks for listening!
__Ancient Irish Triad
And as always thanks for listening!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Saurday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.....
Mike's veiwing tonight
And as always, thanks for listenng!
My 3 words are.....
Mike's veiwing tonight
And as always, thanks for listenng!
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
An Irish Toast
Here's to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
And as always, thanks for listening!
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, March 1, 2010
The Harp
Healer of each wounded warrior,
Comforter of each fine woman,
Guiding refrain over the blue water,
Image- laden, sweet-sounding music!
The book of the O'Connor Don
And as always,thanks for listening!
Comforter of each fine woman,
Guiding refrain over the blue water,
Image- laden, sweet-sounding music!
The book of the O'Connor Don
And as always,thanks for listening!
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are....
Worried about friend!
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are....
Worried about friend!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Three Smiles
There are three smiles worst than sorrow:
The smile of snow as it melts,
The smile of your wife on you after another man has been with her,
The grin of a hound ready to leap at you.
___ Ancient Irish Triad
And as always,thanks for listening!
The smile of snow as it melts,
The smile of your wife on you after another man has been with her,
The grin of a hound ready to leap at you.
___ Ancient Irish Triad
And as always,thanks for listening!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
The Kindling Of Love
There are three sparks that kindle love: the face, the demeanor,and the way of speaking.
__ Ancient Irish Triad
And as always, thanks for listening!
__ Ancient Irish Triad
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Respect
The 3 most ill - mannered sons of the earth: A boy mocking an old man,a strong man swaggering in front of a sick one, a wise man jesting at the expense of a foolish one.
___Ancient Irish Triad
And As always, Thanks for listening!
___Ancient Irish Triad
And As always, Thanks for listening!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Ethics
Ethics teach us the mysteries of morality,and the nature of affections, virtues and manners, as by them we my be guided to our highest happiness.
Thomas Traherne,Centuries
And As Always,thanks for listening!
Thomas Traherne,Centuries
And As Always,thanks for listening!
Sunday, February 14, 2010
St. Valentine
St. Valentine and his life in the third century, his Irish connection is more recent - and documented. In the year 1836, Pope Gregory XVI sent a gift to the Carmelite Church on Whitefriar Street, Dublin, in recognition of the work of the church's former prior, Father John Spratt, who was widely recognized as a very holy man. The gift was a relic of a Christian martyr: a small gold-bound casket containing the earthly remains of St. Valentine. The relic had been exhumed from the cemetery of St. Hyppolytus on the Tiburtine Way in Rome, placed in a golden casket, and brought to Dublin, where it was enshrined in the little church with great ceremony. This year, on February 14th, as it has in every year since, the casket containing the Saint's mortal remains will be carried in solemn procession to the high altar of the Carmelite Church for a special Mass dedicated to young people and those in love. If you're lucky enough to be there, this little known Dublin church also sells Valentine's Day cards. Truly, it can be said - these are the genuine article!
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words thay describes how you feel or what's going on.
My 3 words are......
Happy Valentine's Day!
And as always,thanks for listening!
My 3 words are......
Happy Valentine's Day!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
The Dr. Love Show
Dr. Love wants to send a little sugar to a friend out in Liberty, Mo. She Knows who she is!
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are....
No Snow Here!
And as always,thanks for listening!
My 3 words are....
No Snow Here!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
The Dr. Love Show
This is Dedicated To My Dancing Debbie, I love you Darling
Dr. Love Says Every Day Is Valentine's Day!
Dr. Love Says Every Day Is Valentine's Day!
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Important Info!!!!!!!!!!
National Gang week is starting soon. This is their new target method:While driving on any roads, if you see a baby car seat sitting on the side of the road, DO NOT STOP!!! This could be the Gang's trap. They target people especially women, to stop their vehicle to help a baby. They make this baby look as if it has blood on itself or on it's clothes. When you exit from your vehicle in attempt to help, the gangs jump out from cornfields or tall bushes. They have beaten women to near death, and then continue to rape them. Their goal is to torture the victims to death in anyway possible. If you do happen to see a car seat, DO NOT STOP, CALL POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!!. Please forward this message to everyone you know.
And as always thanks for listening!
And as always thanks for listening!
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are......
Slept in late.
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are......
Slept in late.
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words tha describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words........
Cold Enough Yet?
And as always, thanks for listening!
Ps Rest In Peace Art Clokey AkA Gumby
My 3 words........
Cold Enough Yet?
And as always, thanks for listening!
Ps Rest In Peace Art Clokey AkA Gumby
Friday, January 8, 2010
Yep , That's What The The Book Is About
From time to time my ex wife stops by to see how i'm doing.
Last night she stopped by and needed me to look on line for a book on Western Civilization,she needed it for her studies.
Now get this, she honestly thought it was about Cowboy's and Indian's.
Yep, That's what they teach you in Community College!
And Remember...........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, than ks for listening!
Last night she stopped by and needed me to look on line for a book on Western Civilization,she needed it for her studies.
Now get this, she honestly thought it was about Cowboy's and Indian's.
Yep, That's what they teach you in Community College!
And Remember...........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, than ks for listening!
Monday, January 4, 2010
Just Talk
I have not been writing in here like I use to, sorry guys , it's not you but me.
I find it hard some days to keep my happy side up to keep a train of thought for humor but It seems that it is not happening that way as of lately.
Most of my thoughts are of My Sweetheart , Darling Debbie, God I miss her!
Most days my mind is in a fog.
I'll try my best to keep up with all of your blogs.
Just remember they can't eat you here in Pennsylvania, cannibalism is against the law here!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, hanks for listening!
I find it hard some days to keep my happy side up to keep a train of thought for humor but It seems that it is not happening that way as of lately.
Most of my thoughts are of My Sweetheart , Darling Debbie, God I miss her!
Most days my mind is in a fog.
I'll try my best to keep up with all of your blogs.
Just remember they can't eat you here in Pennsylvania, cannibalism is against the law here!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, hanks for listening!
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
my 3 words.....
January Second Great!
And as always thanks for listening!
my 3 words.....
January Second Great!
And as always thanks for listening!
Friday, January 1, 2010
Happy 2010
I celebrated alittle to much last night but am back on the right track for 2010.
My lungs cleared up a lot and I am breathing much better.
Wishing all my Blogger Buddies A very Happy And Healthy New Year!
And as always, thanks for listening!
My lungs cleared up a lot and I am breathing much better.
Wishing all my Blogger Buddies A very Happy And Healthy New Year!
And as always, thanks for listening!
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