Tuesday, July 13, 2010

For The Guys

Do you ever have to sneeze while your taking a piss?It's frightening. Deep down you're afraid you'll release all sorts of bodily fluids into your pants.What people don't realize is that it is physically impossible to sneeze while pissing; your brain won't allow it.Because your brain knows you might blow your asshole out,and wind up having to repaint the entire apartment.

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!


Dutch said...

I wasn't sure if I should read this since it said for the guys but I am happy I did because I can't stop laughing.
Have a good day.

Kattytrick said...

Here's another one for you!...Have you ever noticed and wondered why it is that when you're sitting down on the toilet you'll usually fart about half way down, and that's where your nose ends up!?

jack69 said...

I came by and Left! The smell was getting bad. LOL
have a great day and be careful in the head.

Paula said...

I can't top these comments so I'll just say I'm laughing,

Melanie said...