Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Toys You Don't Get In A Happy Meal

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

2 Am Dealing With Pain

Most of you know that I have copd and cronic pain in my hips.
It seems every year the breathing and the pain gets worst.
When I try to lay down it seems that my lungs are flooding and I stop breathing or Debbie rolls over and jars my legs in which sends sever pain shooting through my body.
Now I set here at 2 am pondering about life and it's meaning, why are we born,why do we get sick and the biggy why do we die?
What is the purpose of life?
Why are we here?
What is our purpose in life?
What is the big picture?
I know that alot of people will give me a religious answer to all this but that ain't what I'm searching for,nope not at all.
Is there a bigger purpose for life?
I'm not seeing it right now.
13 years ago I watched my dads life end in my arms and last month the same with my mother.
I just don't get it .
What is the purpose of life?

And as always, thanks for listening!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Beer VS. Religion

Beer vs. Religion TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION!
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for
themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors
trying to give it away.
5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or
tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second
Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to
help you stop.

And remember...............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

SEX

There are many sexual devices that create sexual arousal in women,the biggest one is the Mercedes-Benz 380sl convertible !

And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Just A Thought

Life is a sexually transmitted disease!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Idiots Working In The U.S.A,

This is a full blown rant of why I am Pissed!
I worked hard all of my working days and always did my jobs right and weather it was loading freight for costumers on their trucks or sloping beer for the locals, courtesy to others got you more tips and the costumer was always right, Right?

Not in this case with Ahab and Habib 2 freakin' Pakastanis that run a local Uni - Mart!

Yesterday I got a few money orders to pay bills got home and realized I was 30.00 dollars short in my change, which rarely happens on my part before leaving a store with 2 idot camel jockeys running the place , I look at the money orders and instead of a money order for 28.50 it was for 58.50!

Ok ,this should be simple, just go back and have them void the money order and print a new one and get my change back right?

Not with Ahab and Habib , you asked for the 58.50 we give you 58.50 can not void or give you change!
You made mistake not we!

Well let me tell you Johnny G. just about went over the counter to kick some camel jockey's asses!

I just started throwing shit at them then left the store flipping those assholes off!

When did we let these rag heads in?
Why do we let freakin' idiots run businesses that can't read or write or speak the english?

Hell ,those 2 towel heads couldn't even laugh in english!

I think I'll stop by today just to say hello!

Screw them ,Those freakin' Rag heads are done with my business!

And as always,thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or whats going on.

My 3 words are...........

Very Freakin' Pissed

And as always, thanks for listening!