Putting The Cat Out

It was 11:30 pm,And I just put The cat out.
But it hadn't been easy!
He had burned more fiercely than I had Anticipated.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry.
He’d been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tiger’s ever more sorted tale, it was told.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar,
Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old porn star.
He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid.
Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Keep "em" On Their Toes

The next time you're at your local grocery store and the cashier asks you if you want paper or plastic, tell them you want woven silk or better yet rolled steel!
Let them think about it!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

In The News

Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown !

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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In The Future

A time machine will be built but no one will have the time to use it!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on .
My 3 words are.....
Missing My Debbie

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Things That Are In Common!

I just realized that my ex old lady and my ex old house both have mold in the basement!

And remember....
Laissez les on temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!