Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Present

Yesterday, Debbie had bought me a nice little pocket dictionary.
I just can't find any words to thank her!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

The Good .....



My Debbie took a layoff 2 weeks ago from that fall she had,her place of employment told her today that when ever she wants to come back she can ,no time limit.






The Bad....



The cold weather last night killed one of my New Guinea plants.
Looks like more frost tonight!






The Ugly ...


Rapper Willie D The Geto Boys Rapper was arrested for wire fraud for selling Iphones over the Internet and not delivering.


Way to go Willie, Willie won't go home For at least 2O years!


You can take the man out of the Ghetto but you can't take the Ghetto out of the man!




And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

The 09 Stimulus

With Obama's Stimulus check of $250 , I went out and purchased My Debbie a new vehical.
A 2009 Bissel Bagless Vac.
Now she can retire that old broom!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

You Asked

I was outside enjoying the day smiling and whistling when my neighbors wife asked me what I was smiling about,so I told her and she left in a huff.
All I Said was Extenze!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.....
Life is great!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Clowns To the right Of Me Jokers To The Left, Here I Am Stuck In The Middle With You!

I was shopping at Walmart yesterday for odds and ends and in the middle of an Isle I was in was a little old lady in one of those scooters crying.
I asked if she was alright and she told me no and explained she was in a lot of pain from a knee replacement and she was setting in that scooter for almost an hour due to the fact that the battery had died.
She had asked a few people to help her and they all ignored her.
One lady working there had told her she'd be back to help her but never got back to her.
Freakin' people piss me off, here sits a little old lady in pain and wanting someone to help her and she was ignored!
What a bunch of freakin' clowns people can be!
I told Debbie to wait by the lady and I went for a different scooter to help her out.
She could not thank me enough for the help.
What a bunch of Jokers in Walmart!
I'm freakin' pissed!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Paranoid

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind .
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy.
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify .
Can you help me occupy my brain?.
Oh yeah I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find.
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind.
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry ,Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal .
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state ,I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late.

Johnny G. Can Relate.

And as always, thanks for listening!