I Am We Todd It
Sofa King We Todd It
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, October 12, 2008
What No Sex?????????????????????
No sex is secret to long life, says 105-year-old Clara, Britain's oldest virgin
Just too busy: Clara Meadmore says sex seemed a 'hassle' and she's glad she did without it
Over the years many a centenarian has delivered their secret for a long life.
Not smoking, daily exercise, moderate drinking, being married (and sometimes not being married) have all had their champions.
But, at the ripe old age of 105, Clara Meadmore could trump the lot: a life of celibacy.
Miss Meadmore says she has always been too busy for relationships and thought of physical intimacy as a 'hassle'.
The former secretary, who will celebrate her birthday tomorrow, said she had no regrets about remaining a virgin and had turned down several marriage proposals.
Miss Meadmore said: 'People have asked whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no. I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex.
'I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things. I've never had a boyfriend - I've never been bothered about relationships.'
She added: 'When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband - and I never married.
'I've always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry.
'Everything seems so fast these days. I don't know a lot about young people or the way they do things. I'm sure it's very different. I made my mind up at the age of 12 never to marry and I've not gone back on that.'
Miss Meadmore was born in Glasgow in 1903, two years after the death of Queen Victoria. She remembers hearing about the sinking of the Titanic in 1912 and the outbreak of the First World War. Her family emigrated when she was seven, first to Egypt, then Canada and later New Zealand. But Miss Meadmore returned to Britain alone in her twenties and worked as a secretary and housekeeper.
She said: 'I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living.
'Some men don't like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway.'
Instead of boyfriends, Miss Meadmore filled her time with reading, gardening, cooking and listening to the radio.
Yesterday her friend and former neighbour Josie Harvey, 72, said: 'When she was a little girl she told her mother that she would never marry and for Clara no marriage meant no sex. She is fiercely independent.
'Maybe never having a man to get under her feet has kept her young all these years. She has her hobbies and her friends and that is all she needs.
'She has always believed in doing things her own way and that has allowed her to live a long life. Clara listens to Radio 4 all day long and knows what is going on in the world better than most people in their 30s.'
Miss Meadmore trained as a secretary and served in the Army, undertaking administrative duties in Egypt during the Second World War. She was one of the first members of the Youth Hostel Association and a keen member of the Women's Institute.
Her only surviving family are two nieces in New Zealand who keep in touch by post.
Miss Meadmore will celebrate reaching 105 with a card from the Queen and a glass of wine with her friends at the Perran Bay nursing home in Perranporth, Cornwall.
But she is determined not to let things get out of hand. 'I'm hardly likely to get drunk and do something silly at my age,' she said.
This beats out the 40 year old virgin!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Just too busy: Clara Meadmore says sex seemed a 'hassle' and she's glad she did without it
Over the years many a centenarian has delivered their secret for a long life.
Not smoking, daily exercise, moderate drinking, being married (and sometimes not being married) have all had their champions.
But, at the ripe old age of 105, Clara Meadmore could trump the lot: a life of celibacy.
Miss Meadmore says she has always been too busy for relationships and thought of physical intimacy as a 'hassle'.
The former secretary, who will celebrate her birthday tomorrow, said she had no regrets about remaining a virgin and had turned down several marriage proposals.
Miss Meadmore said: 'People have asked whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no. I have just never been interested in or fancied having sex.
'I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things. I've never had a boyfriend - I've never been bothered about relationships.'
She added: 'When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband - and I never married.
'I've always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry.
'Everything seems so fast these days. I don't know a lot about young people or the way they do things. I'm sure it's very different. I made my mind up at the age of 12 never to marry and I've not gone back on that.'
Miss Meadmore was born in Glasgow in 1903, two years after the death of Queen Victoria. She remembers hearing about the sinking of the Titanic in 1912 and the outbreak of the First World War. Her family emigrated when she was seven, first to Egypt, then Canada and later New Zealand. But Miss Meadmore returned to Britain alone in her twenties and worked as a secretary and housekeeper.
She said: 'I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living.
'Some men don't like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway.'
Instead of boyfriends, Miss Meadmore filled her time with reading, gardening, cooking and listening to the radio.
Yesterday her friend and former neighbour Josie Harvey, 72, said: 'When she was a little girl she told her mother that she would never marry and for Clara no marriage meant no sex. She is fiercely independent.
'Maybe never having a man to get under her feet has kept her young all these years. She has her hobbies and her friends and that is all she needs.
'She has always believed in doing things her own way and that has allowed her to live a long life. Clara listens to Radio 4 all day long and knows what is going on in the world better than most people in their 30s.'
Miss Meadmore trained as a secretary and served in the Army, undertaking administrative duties in Egypt during the Second World War. She was one of the first members of the Youth Hostel Association and a keen member of the Women's Institute.
Her only surviving family are two nieces in New Zealand who keep in touch by post.
Miss Meadmore will celebrate reaching 105 with a card from the Queen and a glass of wine with her friends at the Perran Bay nursing home in Perranporth, Cornwall.
But she is determined not to let things get out of hand. 'I'm hardly likely to get drunk and do something silly at my age,' she said.
This beats out the 40 year old virgin!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Saturday #3's
On your journal or mine write 3 words that describe what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are
Sassy Is Stinky
And as always, thanks for listening!
My 3 words are
Sassy Is Stinky
And as always, thanks for listening!
How Do You Spell Retarted?
You spell REEETARRRRTED with a capital R is how you spell it!Around 5 am I left my dog Baby G. out and 5:15 the chase was on!
Freakin' dog got sprayed not only once but 4 freakin' times in 2 freakin' years by PePe La Pew!
She most likely is freakin' reeetarrrrrted to not know the differance between cat and skunk!
Skunk Deodorizer is as follows:
1/4 cup of baking soda
1 quart of 3% proroxzide
2 table spoons of dish soap
Throw the freakin Reeeetarrrrrted dawg in the tub!
Say a few freakin' cus words at the damn dawg!
Lather the damn dawg up!
Let set for 5 freakin' minutes while you enjoy the freakin' stench!
Rinse with warm water!
Cus the damn dawg again!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, October 10, 2008
Friday's Rant
Here I set bored out of my Jesus loving mind reading an article about a New Mommy Doll, made by Mattel, that giggles and says Islam is the light.
Now what sick Allah loving freak would program a doll to poison innocent little girls minds with this neolithical bullshit?
Well maybe Mattel should step up the propaganda bull shit with a G. I. Joe Action figure that rants Islam sux!
Why is it always that these freaks go after the young minds of our children?
And as always, thanks for listening!
Now what sick Allah loving freak would program a doll to poison innocent little girls minds with this neolithical bullshit?
Well maybe Mattel should step up the propaganda bull shit with a G. I. Joe Action figure that rants Islam sux!
Why is it always that these freaks go after the young minds of our children?
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Bar Keep Give Me A Double
As I'm watching my stocks pour out of my portfolio, 8 generations of the Beam family is pouring in!
It gives me a good kick in my hacky sac to find out 5 ceos of aig spent 500,000 on a weekend party and that justs burns my ass and no freakin' tucks to be found!
On top of which I just sold an 8,000 Elantra for half that amount to help pay for moms burial and other assorted debts that she aquired.
Yes Bar Keep give me another and make it a double and what time does the bar close tonight?
And as always, thanks for listening!
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