Definitely A Bad Day

Woke up this A.m. to rain, looked at the alarm clock and it did not go off.
Shuffled off to take a shower for a Drs. Appointment, slid thru cat puke and smashed my head off the bathroom door.
Got dried off made a cup of tea ,grabbed what I thought was my blood pressure pills, it ended up to be my viagra , after an hour went by I was walking around with a flag pole in my shorts and Debbie was snoring, when I woke her up she laughed and said she had a head ache.
Called up the Dr.'s office to reschedule for a later appointment, the nurse said that they misplaced my files and need a list of meds that I was on and needed a copy faxed to them, well they're shit out of luck because I misplaced my Spanish To english translator!
The only way this day can be any worst is if the dog took a shit in my......
Never Mind, I'm going to take some Happy Campers and hit the hay early!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!