April Fool

Well my little pranksters tomorrow is April 1st and we all know what that means,lame practical jokes.

Tell Johnny G. your favorite prank.

Mine is Saran wrapping the toilet seat and then taking the light bulb out of the bath room.

Debbie's is Yelling dinner is ready!

And remember ......
Laissez les bon temps roulers!
And as always, thanks for listening!

The Last Sibling Standing

6 children were born through out the 1920's, 3 girls and 3 boys.
Girls Names: Olive, Myra, Helen
Boys Names : Jim, Cliff, Frank

First deceased: Jim
Second:Cliff
Third:Myra
Fourth: Helen
Fifth :Olive

The Last Standing Sibling : Frank
All these people were my Great Aunts And Uncles Except for Helen , She was my Gram.

That's got to be tough to be the last survivor of your family other than your own children.

God Bless You Uncle Frank our love and deepest smpathy is with you in your time of loss.
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or whats going on.

My 3 words are.........
Last sibling standing.

And as always, thanks for listening!

P.S. I'll explain in next post.

Flush Twice It Is A Long Way To The Mess Hall

Toilet sausage chef causes prison unit evacuation
AP

CLALLAM BAY, Wash. -An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.
She says the smoke was traced to the inmate's cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate's identity has not been released.
The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington's Olympic Peninsula.



What no biscuits and gravy?

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Easter Already?

It must be getting close to Easter , I caught Debbie planning her Big Easter Dinner yesterday, yes I did, She was putting New Batteries in The Smoke Detector !

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

It Just Ain't The Same

There are certain things you can do in your 20's that you just should never do when you near 50, it just ain't same.
For instance, playing naked twister, once a month a few of us couples got together , got ripped or stoned, got naked and played twister.
It was fun playing the game when nude but the real treat was being the spinner , which I always volunteered just for the veiw and the shits and giggles!
Now all of us are near 50 and I'm freakin' telling you man the view just ain't the same!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

Times are tough here in Goose Island these days.
We are just eking thru these tough times.
I told Debbie if it gets any worst I'll just have to sell my body.
Her reply was "Where ? At Sears during the scratch and dent sale?!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

It's A Cruel Job

I use to work on a chicken ranch till people started pointing and laughing at me , I still don't get the humor?

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

THE Good .......
Spring Is Here!

The Bad...........
Got a whole winter's worth of Dog crap to pick up!

The Ugly.........Cat shot 27 times - and lives
Ben Blomfield
Monday, March 2, 2009
© The Cairns Post

THE relentless torture of a pet cat that was shot 27 times at point-blank range in the head and neck with an air rifle has outraged animal welfare authorities.
Possum, a two-year-old male domestic cat, somehow survived shocking cruelty after cowards trapped him in a cage about 9pm on Friday.
The gun was shoved in the animal’s face and mouth with two direct shots penetrating his tongue and lodging in his nasal cavity.
Police are investigating the violent attack on the cat, which will have surgery today to remove 15 remaining pellets.
Owner Jodi Mulley pulled out five of the pellets herself while seven other pellets that punctured the skin were not found.
It is believed the animal was caught in a cat trap somewhere at Portsmith and repeatedly shot with the slug gun. One lead pellet narrowly missed the cat’s jugular vein.
Ms Mulley rang four veterinarians who told her they would not see Possum unless they received a $150 emergency call-out fee.
"One vet told me if I didn’t take him to the vet ASAP, they would have me fined for trying to clean him up myself,’’ she said. "I spent the whole night crying because I thought my baby was going to die."
Greencross Veterinarians principal surgeon Max Fargher, who treated Possum around 1.30pm on Saturday, said: "The cat is going to be fixed regardless of the cost."
He said in 18 years working as a vet, he had never seen such a disturbing attack on an animal.
"In general, this is the worst episode of animal cruelty I’ve ever seen," he said.
An RSPCA spokesman said Possum’s incident was part of a new wave of animal cruelty cases reported in the past 12 months.
"We’ve had some instances in the last year where the level of violence has been taken to a new level," he said.
"The extent of the violence of the crimes is getting more intense."
Possum will undergo surgery today, estimated to cost $700.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are............
Wishing Happy Spring!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Honoring Mom

April 11th I'm getting this Tattoo as a memorial for my Mom.
And as always, thanks for listening!

Next

I met the girl of dreams at a speed dating service but our relationship only lasted a minute!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

The Cure

I never claimed to be born a true Irishman but love to celebrate the day as one.
As a matter of fact the only person in my family that has a little Irish in them was my Grandmother and that be my Grandfather!

And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Irish Lullaby

Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced By Dropkick Murphy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LITTLE GIRL

Happy Birthday Sassy!
Mommy And Daddy Love You Sweetheart!
Thank you Sugar for this lovely picture of our Birthday Girl Sassy!

Happy Saint Patricks Day, It's My Birhthday

Happy Patrick's Day Everone!

Thank you Auntie Sugar for both of these beautiful tags for my Birthday,Mommy & Daddy Loves them also!
Happy Birthday To Me, I'm 7 today!
Mommy & Daddy are spoiling me Today.

7 Drunken Nights

Tomorrow Is My Birthday

My Name Is Sassy

Tomorrow Is My Birthday

Mommy & Daddy Loves Buying Me Goodies

Happy Birthday To Me

Support Your Local Drug Dealer

The Drug of my choice is Thin Mints made by our local drug dealers Troop #229

Support your local Drug Dealer Now!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

And That's When She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me!

Debbie told me when I die she is going to bury me at the Door of Bed Bath And Beyond so she can see me every day.
I told her when she dies I'll bury her at my girlfriend Pam's house.
And that's when she slapped the hell out of me!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...........
Sassys Birthday Soon

And as always,thanks for listening!

Friday The 13th Ain't So Bad

So when Friday is combined with the 13th day of the month we have a double dose of pagan symbolism and female significance. Up until the Middle Ages when pagans continued to celebrate symbolic pagan days, Friday the 13th was thought to be especially lucky because it combined the goddess’s sacred day with her sacred number (drawn from the 13 months of the lunar year). As a result, Friday the 13th was a celebration and festival day for many Pagans.

So today Johnny G. is going to party like a Pagan!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

The Good , The Bad, The Ugly

The Good.....
My Daughter had a wonderful baby shower Sunday.

The Bad .......
Debbie and I have The Drizzling Shits since last Friday!

The Ugly....... Debbie had asked me if you can die from diarrhea ?
Yes you can, you can lose so much weight that you can fall through your own asshole and hang yourself!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Time?

Is something we measure as it goes by but hard to measure in it's future, It is damn hard to manage it or save it but very easy to spend, waste or kill it.
Some people have a hundred years of time others only 29 years of it and as far as myself , I wasted 46 . 7 years of it.
My friend's son had past yesterday at 29 , some say his time was up , his time on this planet was short or time waits for no man.
They say Time heals all wounds ?
How does that happen when we don't have time?
They say we have the past, present and future?
In time we always have the past, there is no present and in a split second the future is now the past and how far in the future can one go on borrowed time?
My friend, time
was short for you, you left a beautiful wife and 4 beautiful children.
May time be generous to those that you left behind!
Good bye Russel.
And as always , thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.........
Friends son died

And as always, thanks for listening!

Today's Rant ( Adult Content Usage Of The F Bomb!)

Well good people Today's subject got my panties in a wad!
The subject you ask?
It is a combination of fuckin' Illegals , Drug Cartels and Femicide!
3 very bad subjects that is killing our country, our children and women!

Lets start this rant out with a place called Juarez, Chihuahua Mexico Ok?
This Fuckin' Cockroach infested place is bordered on the El Paso Texas Boarder and is the center point of Todays rant!

Mexico's Drug Lords took over Juarez Mexico armed to the teeth, took out local government,police and have total control of that area, These fuckin'scum bags are raping and killing the women in that town, our kids on spring break are being kidnapped and held for ransom, the girls raped and killed all for a little party time in Juarez.
The Cartel is forcing Mexican men to drive Trucks loaded with Marijuana,cocaine and Heroin over a makeshift ramp over the border fence in hopes that they can get their wives back and our border guards are chasing these trucks and getting gunned down!
Once in El Paso these fuckin' illegals now break down the drugs and send it all over the U.S.A. like a professional trucking industry would do with freight going to all major cities in the U.S.A. and breaking it down into local hubs!
And all this Fuckin' poison hits the streets killing more of our men , women and kids!

So I don't want to hear from anyone about how these poor fuckin' illegals need jobs and a better way of life, 99.9% of them are fuckin' scumbags!

Lets take back the borders , Destroy their fields of pot with paraquat and Kill the Cartel!

Johnny G. Had enough of this Fuckin' Bullshit lets take back America people, she is ours and she needs our love!

And as alway, thanks for listening!

Marty Feldmen Reincarnated

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

And Then She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me!

Debbie was reading one of those freakin' Cozmo mags last night, she stands up and asks me if I love her for her mind or her sexy body.
I looked at her up and down , now you know I just can't keep my freakin' mouth shut and said " Babe I love you for your sense of humor!"
And thats when she slapped the hell out of me!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

C'est La Vie

Things are tough all over.
I'm pretty much immobilized, Debbie is just about to take legal actions against her place of work.
I think one of the cats has an std and Sassy is dragging her ass all over the wall to wall carpeting!
C'est La Vie!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Warrior

YEAHHHHHH So Dont Tell Me Who's Wrong And Right When Liberty Starts Slipping Away And If You Aint Gonna Fight Get Out Of The Way Cuz Freedom Aint So Free When You Breathe Red White And Blue I'm Givin' All Of Myself Cuz Thats What I Do And They Call Me Warrior They Call Me Loyalty They Call Me Ready To Provide Relief And Help I'm Wherever You Need Me To Be I'm an American Warrior Citizen Soldier I'm an American Warrior Citizen Soldier Ahhhhh Yeahhhhh Citizen Soldier I'd Never Leave Another Behind I Will Never Accept Defeat I'm A Soldier In War Civilian In Peace Cuz Freedom Aint So Free When You Breathe Red White And Blue I'm Givin' All Of Myself How Bout You And They Call Me Warrior They Call Me Loyalty And They Call Me Ready To Deploy, Engage And Destroy, I'm Wherever You Need Me To Be I'm An American Warrior Citizen Soldier I'm An American Warrior Citizen Soldier Warrior Citizen Soldier Warrior Citizen Soldier

Who Remembers This Show?

She Wants Romance

Debbie Said she Wanted romance, so tonight I'll give her a candle light dinner of Lasangna.

And none of that box wine for my gal!

Nothing but the best for My Debbie!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!