Johnny G's Road Kill Cafe

Where eating is more fun, when it's done hit and run.
APPETIZERS: Chicken That Didn't Quite Cross the Road( Tastes Twice as Great When It's Slapped On Your Plate. )
Sunny Side Armadillo( An early sneak preview!)ENTREES, A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE:(It's Gotta Be Tried While It's Still In It's Hide.)
Center Line Bovine ................ $6.95"Tastes real good, straight from the hood"
Chunk Of Skunk .................... $3.95"A real stinker of a meal!"
Road Toad Ala Mode ................ $5.65"Croaked for the last Time!"
Outta Luck Duck ................... $7.95"Served with Quackers of course.."
Beep Beep Sheep ................... $7.95"You'll be Back for more!"
Narrow Sparrow .................... $2.55"A light snack for those on the run!"
Rigor Mortis Tortise .............. $6.75"Breaking the shell was never so fun!"
Goose Still a bit Loose ........... $4.55
Cow Le Pow ........................ $6.59"For those who wonder, where's the Beef?"
Pig Fig ........................... $2.75"Special for Dieters."
Lamb Bam Wham ..................... $4.69"Hit on the Run."
Coarse Horse ...................... $5.70"Rough but Ready!"
Crow in a Bowl .................... $3.60"Tones your Bones!"
Pheasant under Car ................ $4.60"Oiled to perfection!"
Ram n' Ham ........................ $5.80"A Merge to Splurge!"
Side Swipe Pork ................... $6.20"Sides to catter to all appetites!"
LATE NIGHT DELIGHTS: Served fresh each night after dark.
Rack Of Racoon .................... $3.95
Smear Of Deer ..................... $4.95"Served French Fried Right After Dark"
Awesome Possum .................... $1.95
Later Gator ....................... $4.80"Midnight Snack Attack"
Rhine - o - Wine .................. $9.60"Bubbly of a different sort."
DESSERT ENTREE's: These take the cake.- Chocolate Moose ........................... $ 3.90"
A special Variation of a French Dessert"- Jello Worm ................................ $ 2.50"Watch em' Jiggle and Wiggle."
- Bat-e-Pastries ............................ $ 3.60"Winging on a delight."
- Squirrely Swirlly Coffeecake ........................... $ 4.60"Nutty delight."
- Gopher Puffs .............................. $ 3.80"FUR-fectly delicious cream puffs.
MEET OUR CHEF: "Wheels" Pierre.
Bon Appetit
Remember our Motto:"When You Drive With Your Brights...You'll Dine Better Tonight... "

And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!