Monday, January 26, 2009

Johnny G's Road Kill Cafe

Where eating is more fun, when it's done hit and run.
APPETIZERS: Chicken That Didn't Quite Cross the Road( Tastes Twice as Great When It's Slapped On Your Plate. )
Sunny Side Armadillo( An early sneak preview!)ENTREES, A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE:(It's Gotta Be Tried While It's Still In It's Hide.)
Center Line Bovine ................ $6.95"Tastes real good, straight from the hood"
Chunk Of Skunk .................... $3.95"A real stinker of a meal!"
Road Toad Ala Mode ................ $5.65"Croaked for the last Time!"
Outta Luck Duck ................... $7.95"Served with Quackers of course.."
Beep Beep Sheep ................... $7.95"You'll be Back for more!"
Narrow Sparrow .................... $2.55"A light snack for those on the run!"
Rigor Mortis Tortise .............. $6.75"Breaking the shell was never so fun!"
Goose Still a bit Loose ........... $4.55
Cow Le Pow ........................ $6.59"For those who wonder, where's the Beef?"
Pig Fig ........................... $2.75"Special for Dieters."
Lamb Bam Wham ..................... $4.69"Hit on the Run."
Coarse Horse ...................... $5.70"Rough but Ready!"
Crow in a Bowl .................... $3.60"Tones your Bones!"
Pheasant under Car ................ $4.60"Oiled to perfection!"
Ram n' Ham ........................ $5.80"A Merge to Splurge!"
Side Swipe Pork ................... $6.20"Sides to catter to all appetites!"
LATE NIGHT DELIGHTS: Served fresh each night after dark.
Rack Of Racoon .................... $3.95
Smear Of Deer ..................... $4.95"Served French Fried Right After Dark"
Awesome Possum .................... $1.95
Later Gator ....................... $4.80"Midnight Snack Attack"
Rhine - o - Wine .................. $9.60"Bubbly of a different sort."
DESSERT ENTREE's: These take the cake.- Chocolate Moose ........................... $ 3.90"
A special Variation of a French Dessert"- Jello Worm ................................ $ 2.50"Watch em' Jiggle and Wiggle."
- Bat-e-Pastries ............................ $ 3.60"Winging on a delight."
- Squirrely Swirlly Coffeecake ........................... $ 4.60"Nutty delight."
- Gopher Puffs .............................. $ 3.80"FUR-fectly delicious cream puffs.
MEET OUR CHEF: "Wheels" Pierre.
Bon Appetit
Remember our Motto:"When You Drive With Your Brights...You'll Dine Better Tonight... "

And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

9 comments:

Sugar said...

sounds like a heck of a menu. think i'll just stay home & fix a good ole tv dinner. lol
have a good week.
huggies...

Rose said...

Love the menu and the prices are certainly affordable! Where is this place? LOL

Hugs, Rose

Paula said...

We saw several road kills today on the way to San Antonio. Kinda makes you feel sick.

Missy said...

Ewww. lol

Marty said...

Hi Johnny,
Some of those dishes sound downright appealing compared to some of the slop I've been served (remember the Fish Testicles, Salted Fish Guts, Dried Flying Fish, and -- my personal favorite -- Tentacle Surprise?). I'll take Road Kill, anyday!
Best,
Marty

Jimmy's Journal said...

I'm relatively sure I've eaten there before.

Jimmy

Joann said...

Mmm Mmm.... Just like homemade!!!

Latte' Dah said...

Mmmmm...So glad I stopped by before breakfast. Now I will officially be on a diet until I get this out of my mind. LOL.
XOXO. Miss ya. :)

Tabby said...

Your not quite right...But I like it!