For The Guys

Do you ever have to sneeze while your taking a piss?It's frightening. Deep down you're afraid you'll release all sorts of bodily fluids into your pants.What people don't realize is that it is physically impossible to sneeze while pissing; your brain won't allow it.Because your brain knows you might blow your asshole out,and wind up having to repaint the entire apartment.

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

All Hell Breaking Loose

I never worry that all hell will break loose.My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Makes Me Feel Good

Isn't it a good feeling when you read the tabloids and realize that a lot of famous people are just as fucked up as you are?

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Play Ball

When the convention of testical transplant surgeons had its annual softball game,they asked me to throw out the first ball.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Makes No Sense To Me

We use the sun to make electricity,and then we use electricity to operate sun lamps and tanning machines.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always , Thanks for listening!

Order For Table 9 Is Up ,Now Hop To It!

In restaurants where they serve frog's legs,what do they do with the rest of the frog?Do they just throw it away?You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley?I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheese burger and open the lid on that!

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Just Wondering

Is it illegal to charge admission to a free for all?

And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!