Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are......
Sprained my ankle.

And as always,thanks for listening!

Phone Fun

Did you ever have one of those boring days and you need to get out of that funk?
Do what I do for entertainment, when the phone rings answer it like this....
Hello, Garnett's House of Hemorrhoids how may i help you?

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Author's note : Insert your own name

Racy Werds

Never tell your Hispanic House Maid to clean your floors with spic n span, it pisses them off!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,Thanks for listening!

Have A Great One

Just A Thought

Somewhere in the United States a 17 year old girl needs a note for being absent but does not need one for an abortion! WTF?

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's Late

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on.
My 3 words.....
Playing with Grandson

And as always, thanks for listening!

Things You Never See

A puppet with a hard -on

A butterfly with a swastika design

The latin word for douche bag

A junkie with leisure time

A serial killer with a light-up bow tie

A mom & Pop steel mill

A shot glass full of carrot juice

A bum with matching luggage

Really interesting twins

Condoms with pictures of saints

Two homosexuals who own a bait shop

A pimp with low profit margin

A Rolls-Royce that's more than 50 percent primer paint

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!