Mistakes I Made With Viagra

I accidentally dropped a viagra on the floor, my Rotti ate it.
I told my mailman about it, it made him nervous!

Last night I mistook viagra for my sleeping pills, I was up all night!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

They Told Me To Get A Hobby

Some of my family members think I should get a hobby to help beat depression ,so I'm mixing the joy of reading with a do it yourself type book.
I'm going to be working on a Doggie Doo Gun , so I can shoot the shit into the next county!
Thank You Barnes & Nobles!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Mindless Crap For The 500th Post!

The Game Badminton used to be called poona.

A skunk will not bite and throw it's scent at the same time.

If Jello is hooked up an eeg ( heart monitor), it registers movements virtually identical to that of the brain.

If farts had texture they 'd look like scrambled eggs.


And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

When It Rains It Pours In September

Looks Like I 'm going to take September off the Calendar, I've been in a bad way all month!
Sept.26 1995 my Dad Died in my arms.
Sept. 11 1999 Debbie's Sister was killed in a car accident.
Sept.18 2008 My Mother had passed away.
Sept. 22 2009 would have been Debbie's and My 22nd anniversary together.
Sept.24 is my 5th month off the booze,which I've been thinking about reinterducing myself to Jack Daniels!

And as always , thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write
3 words that describes what's
going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are......
I Am Back!

And as always, thanks for listening!

What Happened To My Ass?

I'd like to tell you that my ass was locked up or my ass was on vacation or even my ass was Taking a break from blogging but that ain't what happened to my ass!
It seems that my ass was doing some down loading and broke the freakin' computer since Wednesday.
The computer is semi functional now but needs to be reformatted and my antenna needs to be fixed, So on that note , Enjoy your Sunday!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel!
My 3 words are........

Computer was down!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Dumb Ass

Keg-Crazy Car Chase at 120 MPH

Friday September 11, 2009

What's worse than leading cops on a 120-mph pursuit?

Hurling a beer keg out the window during the chase.

Police say Kevin Schleicher, 21, (pictured) chucked the keg as driver Kolton Kafka, 19 led police on the three-mile chase through Marathon County, Wisconsin this week. Police said the chase was on when they tried to pull Kafka over for a broken headlight, according to the Wausau Daily Herald.

Donkey Kong must be ticked. Hurling barrels at pursuers is his game. But at least he's not in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. (Drinking Tales)

Miller Lite , Tastes Great, Less Filling!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel?
My 3 words are.....

Sassy Got Groomed

And as always, thanks for listening!

Never Forget

Never Forgive And Never Forget!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer’s day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one.

- Anthony Kolos

My Love for you Debbie Will never die.
Darling you are in my heart and soul.
It's been a month now since you left this
earth to become an angel in heaven, I'll
will never lose the love we had for each
other,darling I'll be yours forever.

A Sunday Wish For You

May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
May your heart always be joyful
And may your song always be sung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
my 3 words are.........
COPD acting up!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Adapt & Overcome

It's My fault that I don't pay attention to things when I'm suppose to.
How many of you ran out of bath soap or Bath wash and jumped in the shower then realized it was gone?
Well this happened to me today but I adapted and over came the problem.
I used Sergeant's Medicated Dog Shampoo,well at least I won't be chewing my ass for a few days!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

They Are Starting Young

My friend just called and he was very upset, he was mumbling something about sex.
I told him to calm down, he said he could not calm down that he just caught his 13 year old daughter having sex with her 14 year old boy friend.
I told him that kids start young these days, hell they even have birth control pills shaped like Fred Flintstone.
That got him yammering some more, so I threw more fuel on the fire and told him I can't wait to see her year book, the part that says most likely, yep hers will read Most Likely To Conceive!
Well, I think he just had a hemorrhage!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Ugly

I use to know a girl that was to damn ugly to work,so she went to work for herself by curing sex offenders in the State Pen.

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

The Past Few Days

I'm sorry I have not been on here the past few days, trying to keep my mind occupied by playing games online doing house work and talking to myself.
It seems these pills ain't worth a shit,it seems I'm more depressed now then I ever was, I'll talk to the doctor about this.
Sassy, my beloved Little Girl is coming around now,she is now going outside to chase the mailman once more.
For myself, I'll never be the same, life pretty much sucks now.
I want to thank my friend Betty in Ca.
She sent me a book that deals in the sorrow I'm Going through.
The Book: Hope For Hurting Hearts By Greg Laurie.
I'm a slow reader, I'm on page 28 of 136 pages, I read a few pages a day this is so I don't get bored and plus it gives me something to do in between my every day rituals.
Thanks Again Betty for the book it is greatly appreciated .
Sent for money out of my Ira to pay for My Debbie's Burial, well it has to happen, I've been sitting in this house for 5 Freakin' Days waiting for the check , so it figures they can't find the house, way to go FEDX!
Tomorrow it'll be here by 9:30 Am , so I'll be out there at the curb by 7:30 with a jug of coffee waiting for them to deliver it!
Well good people, That's it for Today!

And as always, thanks for listening!