Drinking till 2Am was the norm for me back in the early 80's, I loved my drink but more importantly I loved the ladies.
I would hit on the young sexy gals during my early excursions out but would get to drunk and start spraying them with spit every time I would speak at them, in general they would eventually leave my side at the bar and go some where else.
I remember one time this happened, around 1:30ish , there was this Red Head Chic winking at me on the other side of the bar, I winked back at her , grab my drink and staggered on over to her, missed the bar stool cracked my head on the concrete floor and when I came to I was in a cab with her,2 six packs in tow and en route to her place.
Yahoo,I'm getting lucky tonight!
We drank, Danced and drank some more.
We made wild passionate love until 4Am then fell asleep.
I awoke about 10:30 am still a little drunk ,jumped in the shower , got dressed and was almost out the door when I turned around to say goodbye to the red headed goddess that showed me a good time.
When I turned around I was horrified by the looks of this chic, this chic was ugly with a CAPITAL U!
Well I did not want to hurt her feelings by running out the door so I reached down to pet her Reddish Pomeranian, that's when I realized it was the hair on her legs!
And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I would hit on the young sexy gals during my early excursions out but would get to drunk and start spraying them with spit every time I would speak at them, in general they would eventually leave my side at the bar and go some where else.
I remember one time this happened, around 1:30ish , there was this Red Head Chic winking at me on the other side of the bar, I winked back at her , grab my drink and staggered on over to her, missed the bar stool cracked my head on the concrete floor and when I came to I was in a cab with her,2 six packs in tow and en route to her place.
Yahoo,I'm getting lucky tonight!
We drank, Danced and drank some more.
We made wild passionate love until 4Am then fell asleep.
I awoke about 10:30 am still a little drunk ,jumped in the shower , got dressed and was almost out the door when I turned around to say goodbye to the red headed goddess that showed me a good time.
When I turned around I was horrified by the looks of this chic, this chic was ugly with a CAPITAL U!
Well I did not want to hurt her feelings by running out the door so I reached down to pet her Reddish Pomeranian, that's when I realized it was the hair on her legs!
And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
7 comments:
Funny funny funny
I laughed out loud!
ROFLMAO! Now I bet your glad you no longer drink!
Oh geez!! LOL
Have a good Friday.
Been there, ran from that. It's amazing to see the difference between the night before and the morning after....for both parties.
Jimmy
Been there, done that, still have the nightmares!!!!!
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