Friday, November 14, 2008

I Shit You Not

Crocs and Birth Control
In 2000 BC, Egyptian physicians recommended using pessaries of crocodile dung as a spermicide. While this ancient birth control method is no doubt unavailable at your local pharmacy, you can probably ask your local crocodile to provide it under the table.

Honey is it your turn to go get the contraceptives?

Baby , you smell marvelous!

And remember.........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!


Indigo said...

Wow, what people would do to keep from getting knocked up. Amazing the thought of kids is more frightening than the croc. (Hugs)Indigo

Woody said...

Hey, this old Farm Boy nows what a corn cob is for and its not just for making a pipe!!! LOL!!


Marty said...

I don't know where you dig this stuff up ... either you have an amazing imagination or a damned good Encyclopaedia of the Bizarre.

MISSY said...


Missie said...


Have a good weekend.

Lisa said...

Easy to see why it worked - the smell was too bad to overcome.