Is it premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married?
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Who's It? I'm It? What Do You Mean I Was Tagged?
Tag I'm it? I'll Give You I'm It!
Missy at
http://learningtoadapt.blogspot.com
Wants me to list 6 things about my self that people don't know.
I'm not going to follow the rules here and tag six people, so hang on kiddies here it goes.
#1 See Above
#2 I like peeing in the shower ( Did you know that uric acid kills foot fungus?)
#3 I know all the good places to hide the bodies ( They never found Jimmy Hoffa yet Did They?)
# 4 I have voices in my head, voices what voices, shut up I'm writting here!
#5 When Debbie Ain't looking I spice up her Cooking to make it taste better!
#6 Don't Laugh Now I know you are going to laugh!
I like planting in my garden, right Shoobie Hunter!
Well that is my little secrets now not so secret anymore!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Missy at
http://learningtoadapt.blogspot.com
Wants me to list 6 things about my self that people don't know.
I'm not going to follow the rules here and tag six people, so hang on kiddies here it goes.
#1 See Above
#2 I like peeing in the shower ( Did you know that uric acid kills foot fungus?)
#3 I know all the good places to hide the bodies ( They never found Jimmy Hoffa yet Did They?)
# 4 I have voices in my head, voices what voices, shut up I'm writting here!
#5 When Debbie Ain't looking I spice up her Cooking to make it taste better!
#6 Don't Laugh Now I know you are going to laugh!
I like planting in my garden, right Shoobie Hunter!
Well that is my little secrets now not so secret anymore!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
History?
A little trivia...
Who was the first woman to run for president and who was her running mate?
and as always, thanks for listening?
Who was the first woman to run for president and who was her running mate?
and as always, thanks for listening?
Obama By A Landslide
Obama wins!
I don't vote for one reason, there has 'nt been a good president since our first appointed one in 1781.
Our first President was John Hanson and as Presidents go they have been going down hill ever since!
And As always, thanks for listening!
I don't vote for one reason, there has 'nt been a good president since our first appointed one in 1781.
Our first President was John Hanson and as Presidents go they have been going down hill ever since!
And As always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Get Your Clothes On!
It was about 18 years ago and I a hundred pounds lighter,Debbie and I belonged to a sportsman's club, A club for hunters, shooters and fishermen.
We loved camping on their property right by the Lehigh River, it was so primitive, It had an outhouse and that was it.
As I would unload the truck and put stuff where it would belonged, it was Debbie's job to put up the tent and put the bedding and sorts in the tent then we would put tarps up and get a fire going and then she would get dinner going just for the 2 of us.
We loved sitting by the fire at night listening to the crackling of the fire , snorts of the deer,owls hooting ,the river flowing and an occasional snap of a twist off beer cap.
At night it was always a 2 person jaunt to the shitter for safety reasons, I always took a rope with us just as a joke.
The joke you ask?
I told Debbie to tie it around her waste in case she fell in so she can climb out so the shit eating skunks don't get her!
We loved waking up to the sound of turkeys gobbling and if you were quite enough and sneak down by the river you'd get a glimpse of deer drinking from it.
By 10 am we were down at the river fishing and by noon swimming and beer drinking would be the engagement for the day and at night more beer and slow dancing by the fire.
I sure do miss those days!
I remember one time camping there Debbie was putting stuff in the tent and I took a beer break and put on the radio on , Joe Cocker was playing "You Can Leave Your Hat On" and good ole Johnny G. was in the mood for fun, we were the only ones there and I got up on the picnic table and started doing a strip tease dance for Debbie , piece by piece the clothing came off , Johnny G . was naked as a blue jay giving Debbie a great show and that's when it happened, a dump truck full of fire wood was coming down the hill and saw my little dance, me in my B-day suit and ear to ear grin, I was like a bolt of lightening heading for the tent.
Fully clothed now I went over to the truck to explain my nudeness to the driver and he laughed as he handed me a beer and told me that he and his girl friend had the same idea for that night .
Till this day Debbie and I laugh at that memory and she still calls me a dumb ass!
And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, November 3, 2008
Just A Thought
Life is one big line and there ain't no freakin' Merry Go Round at the end of it!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Stupid People
Stupid People and The Exploding Dog
True Story* from Michigan, USA.
This guy buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for some 30 thousand dollars and has 400+ dollar monthly payments. He immediately gets a hold of his friend and they go do some male bonding. They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen.
These 2 Atomic Brains go to the lake with the guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Remember, it's all ice and in order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck wants to fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than a ice hole drill.
Out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40 second fuse. Now these 2 Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that if they place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they are standing (and the new Grand Cherokee), they take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly going up in smoke with the resulting blast. So, they decide to light this 40 second fuse and throw the dynamite which is what they end up doing.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns AND THE DOG? Yes, the dog. A highly trained Black Lab used for retrieving, especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and gets the stick of dynamite with the burning 40 second fuse about the time it hits the ice all to the woes of the 2 idiots yelling, stomping, waving arms and wondering what the hell to do now.
The dog, well it is happy and heads back from where it came from moments before, with the stick of dynamite, only to the mounting woes of the 2 bozo's now really waving their arms, yelling even louder and jumping to new heights than ever before. Now one of the guys decides to think, something that he has never done before this moment, grabs a shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab on its appointed rounds. Dog stops for a moment, slightly confused and continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused & of course scared, thinking these 2 Nobel Prize winners have gone insane and takes off to find cover, with the now really short short fuse burning on this stick of dynamite. The cover the dogs finds? Underneath the brand new Grand Cherokee 30 some thousand dollar 400+ monthly payment vehicle sitting on the lake ice.
BOOM !
Dog dies, and it and the brand new Grand Cherokee 30 some thousand dollar 400+ monthly payment vehicle sink to the bottom of the lake leaving the 2 candidates for Co-leaders of the Known Universe standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. Later, the owner of the vehicle calls his insurance company which tells him that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered. He had yet to make the first of those 400+ a month payments.
* Editor's note: this is generally considered an urban myth. However most of these came to me via email and I usually preserve the content pretty close to verbatim.
And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always , thanks for listening!
True Story* from Michigan, USA.
This guy buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for some 30 thousand dollars and has 400+ dollar monthly payments. He immediately gets a hold of his friend and they go do some male bonding. They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen.
These 2 Atomic Brains go to the lake with the guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Remember, it's all ice and in order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck wants to fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than a ice hole drill.
Out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40 second fuse. Now these 2 Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that if they place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they are standing (and the new Grand Cherokee), they take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly going up in smoke with the resulting blast. So, they decide to light this 40 second fuse and throw the dynamite which is what they end up doing.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns AND THE DOG? Yes, the dog. A highly trained Black Lab used for retrieving, especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and gets the stick of dynamite with the burning 40 second fuse about the time it hits the ice all to the woes of the 2 idiots yelling, stomping, waving arms and wondering what the hell to do now.
The dog, well it is happy and heads back from where it came from moments before, with the stick of dynamite, only to the mounting woes of the 2 bozo's now really waving their arms, yelling even louder and jumping to new heights than ever before. Now one of the guys decides to think, something that he has never done before this moment, grabs a shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab on its appointed rounds. Dog stops for a moment, slightly confused and continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused & of course scared, thinking these 2 Nobel Prize winners have gone insane and takes off to find cover, with the now really short short fuse burning on this stick of dynamite. The cover the dogs finds? Underneath the brand new Grand Cherokee 30 some thousand dollar 400+ monthly payment vehicle sitting on the lake ice.
BOOM !
Dog dies, and it and the brand new Grand Cherokee 30 some thousand dollar 400+ monthly payment vehicle sink to the bottom of the lake leaving the 2 candidates for Co-leaders of the Known Universe standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. Later, the owner of the vehicle calls his insurance company which tells him that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered. He had yet to make the first of those 400+ a month payments.
* Editor's note: this is generally considered an urban myth. However most of these came to me via email and I usually preserve the content pretty close to verbatim.
And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always , thanks for listening!
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