Death By Diet

A good friend of mine died yesterday by a diet, it was the cocaine diet.
He was on it for years, he got so damn skinny his spine slid through his asshole and hung himself!

And remember...,.
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Just Remember...........

It's all Shits and Giggles
Until Someone
Giggles And Shits!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

John Is Freakin' Tired! XXX Language Not For Sensitve Ears , If that fits You Stay The Hell Out!

Johnny G is very fkin' tired of our politicians, a bunch of sensitive clits!
They take decent human beings, throw them in to the wild with weapons and tell them to kill all enemies for their fkin' cause, when the killin' starts and the euphoria of it all sets the fk in and those faggot politicians don't like what they see because it don't fkin' benefit the cause, oh fkin' well people it's fkin' war!
Mutilation and molestation are war words, desecration to me sounds like fkin' religious words , ok people it's fkin' war, nothing fkin' pretty about it keep religion out of it, the stress of killin a human being is tremendous nothin' fkin' normal about it you want normalcy send in our beloved Girl Scouts armed with thousands of rounds of Fkin' Thin Mints!
Those Camel Humpin' Fudge Packin' Taliban cryin' fkin foul over 4 bladder filled Marines relieving themselves over a few dead fkin'pieces of human garbage and call it desecration ?
Wow, these Flintstones have big fkin' balls call it the way they see it HUH?
What about those allah lovin' bastards beheading, burning and hanging our dead soldiers, yeah what the fk about that huh!?
I say shit all over those dead taliban soldiers and tell those cry baby faggots in Dc to send in Rabbi's, preists and reverands with their bibles and finish their holy war!
God Bless our soldiers!

Bad Weather?

Bad weather at my house!
This morning I ran into a brainstorm, now my freakin' day is ruined!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Dreams Can Come True!

I always wanted to own my own business.
It has been a life long dream to open a 7/11 in Pakistan!

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

All Is Well On 1/2/12

New Year's Resolution

Is now lessening his greenhouse gases by reducing his production of methane gas by using less legumes!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!