Friday, October 28, 2011

At Least I'm Enjoying The Ride!

Well I was drinkin last night with a bikerAnd I showed him a picture of you I said, pal get to know her, you'll like her Seemed like the least I could do.Cause when he's chargin his chopper Up and down your carpeted halls You will think I am dressed up quite proper Never mind how I stumble and fall.You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot For taste of your elegant prideI may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least Im enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.Cause you're a sweet little softcore pretender Somehow, babe, it got as hot as it gets With her black leather and gold spike suspenders And your chain, your black whip and pets.Well we know you're the reincarnation Of the infamous catherine the great And we know how you love the ovation And the scene that it seems to create.You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot For taste of your elegant pride I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least Im enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave Unable to dance I'll still crawl across it Unable to dance I'll still crawl Unable to dance I'll still crawl Unable to dance I'll crawl.You must really consider the circus It just might be your kind of zoo I can't think of a place that's more perfect For a person as perfect as you. And it's not like Im leaving you lonely Cause I wouldn't know where to begin Well I know you wake up here only When the snakes come marching in.You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot For taste of your elegant pride I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least Im enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.Ride, ride, rideRide, ride, rideRide, ride, rideAt least I'll enjoy the ride.At least I'll enjoy the ride.At least I'll enjoy the ride.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The Way I See It !

I was hungry tonight for Pizza, so I jumped in the truck and went to my favorite joint, as I was parking the truck I saw a homeless man siting on the bench bumming cigarettes as people came out of the pizza pallor.
As I was coming out of the joint with 2 Pizza pies, A cheese Steak hoagie and a bucket of wings, the old man said to me" Mister I have not eatten in 3 days!"
I looked at the old man and said " I sure do like your will power!"

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Occupied

To all who are occupying Wall street, My hat is off to you and God Bless!
It reminds me of the time I occupied something, if i remember right, it was the shitter on the Greyhound Line!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!