I Never

I've never been quarantined.But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Hospital Visit

Went to the er today, just let me say this to you good folks, never and I mean never drink beer milk shakes, it makes you foam from both ends!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, Thanks for listening!

Drivers Ed

Okay.Now, a few basic points about driving.
One of the first things they teach you in Drivers Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you to put 'em at ten o'clock and two o'clock. Screw that shit. I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. It gives me an extra half hour to get to where I'm goin'!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Let The Games Begin

It seems that every Bp Gas station I go to now have tarps over their logo signs, so just out of curiosity I went into one and bought rub off tickets and asked what gas they were selling, their answer was Sunoco Gas.

Could it be that Bp is starting bankruptcy policies or are they trying to stop the boycotting of their fuel?

Just Curious.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Nature Facts

Rubbing a toad will give you warts is just a myth, but rubbing a toad long enough will give him a hard on!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Fetish

Here is something my blogger friends don't know about me...
I have a clothes fetish, I like to dress up as a Nun on Sundays.
I'm by no means a cross dresser but was worried about it, so today I went to the psychiatrist and he told me there was nothing wrong with it but not to do it more than once a week or it could be Habit Forming!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

BOYCOTT BP

The Yellow Rose Of Texas

In The News

Geologists Claim that although the world is running out of oil,there is still a 200 year supply of brake fluid!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Bad Morning

The first thing this morning,I got into an argument with a bowl of rice crispies!
I distinctly heard Snap, Crackle, Fuck You!
I don't know which one of those lil bastards said it but one of them did!
There is no arguments with fruitloops.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Basic Facts

I never read memoirs;the last thing I need is someone else's memories.
I have all I can do to deal with my own.

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

My Peepers Ain't What They Use To Be!

I think good ole Johnny G needs to go to the eye doctor, whilst eating tuna and crackers i happened to look down at the can and it read Friskies Mariners Catch!
Tasted pretty good until I ate what looked like to be an eye!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

It's A Boy?

My buddy's wife just had a 10 lb baby boy.
Come on folks, do you know what a 10 lb baby boy looks like?
Kind of like John Goodman at a distance!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!