Love Really?

They say love is the best feeling ever.

I have to strongly disagree!

Finding a toilet in time when you have the drizzlin' shitz is a much better feeling!

And remember....

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as alwys, thanks for listening!

Studies Show ..........

BALTIMORE—According to a study published Monday in Psychological Bulletin, more than 83 percent of suicides take place when an individual is faced with the task of putting a fitted sheet onto a mattress. "In the majority of these cases, people end their lives after trying in vain to get the short side of the sheet onto the long side of the bed, and at least one-third kill themselves after struggling with the final corner only to realize it is their own body weight preventing the sheet from stretching far enough," said Johns Hopkins University psychologist Dr. Khalil Mazarhi, adding that suicide victims are usually discovered in close proximity to fitted sheets that are either partially covering a mattress or balled up in a corner of the room. "The tragic irony of this phenomenon is that a significant number of people will actually use the sheet to hang themselves." The study concludes with a recommendation that, for personal safety, fitted sheets only be handled when a second person is present.

And remember......

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Homemade Chicken Pot Pie ?

I love homemade comfort food,, damn it's good!

I chopped and diced everything, sauteed everything, put in fridge to cool.

Got glass baking dish out put pie dough in and put mixture in and covered with remaining dough.

Preheated oven 425, slid that puppy in, now we are set to enjoy a nice meal!

All this work made me thirsty, going to get a beer, open fridge shaking my head , can't freakin believe my eyes!

Top shelf of the fridge is the chopped up chicken!

Cookin gives me the bloody Shits!

And remember...

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always ,thanks for listening!

Morning Time Fun With The Dawg

You'd Think The Bitch Would Learn!

Death By Diet

A good friend of mine died yesterday by a diet, it was the cocaine diet.
He was on it for years, he got so damn skinny his spine slid through his asshole and hung himself!

And remember...,.
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Just Remember...........

It's all Shits and Giggles
Until Someone
Giggles And Shits!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

John Is Freakin' Tired! XXX Language Not For Sensitve Ears , If that fits You Stay The Hell Out!

Johnny G is very fkin' tired of our politicians, a bunch of sensitive clits!
They take decent human beings, throw them in to the wild with weapons and tell them to kill all enemies for their fkin' cause, when the killin' starts and the euphoria of it all sets the fk in and those faggot politicians don't like what they see because it don't fkin' benefit the cause, oh fkin' well people it's fkin' war!
Mutilation and molestation are war words, desecration to me sounds like fkin' religious words , ok people it's fkin' war, nothing fkin' pretty about it keep religion out of it, the stress of killin a human being is tremendous nothin' fkin' normal about it you want normalcy send in our beloved Girl Scouts armed with thousands of rounds of Fkin' Thin Mints!
Those Camel Humpin' Fudge Packin' Taliban cryin' fkin foul over 4 bladder filled Marines relieving themselves over a few dead fkin'pieces of human garbage and call it desecration ?
Wow, these Flintstones have big fkin' balls call it the way they see it HUH?
What about those allah lovin' bastards beheading, burning and hanging our dead soldiers, yeah what the fk about that huh!?
I say shit all over those dead taliban soldiers and tell those cry baby faggots in Dc to send in Rabbi's, preists and reverands with their bibles and finish their holy war!
God Bless our soldiers!