When sitting in the E.R. trying to breathe, one cough and I shat myself,Diarrhea is a bitch when you have no control, so much for being Anal retentive!
3:30 Friday 22 May I sat on the edge of the bed to breathe, gasping for air, coughed and oozed in my shorts again, I don't know what's worst ,gasping for air or squeezing your cheeks so damn hard that your legs go numb so you don't shit yourself?
3:35 am asked for Imodium and was refused ,they need a scat test to see if I had c- diff (bad bacteria that causes lethal diarrhea that causes death); so pony up sonny to the bed pan for a stool sample.
Wtf? A stool sample , how in the hell do you give a freakin' stool sample when you have the drizzling shits , what in the hell are they asking me to preform here miracles, hey sweat cheeks that's why I need the Imodium so that I can give you a stool sample!
Now imagine this for a moment, a specialist gets paid pretty dear to play in my fecal matter, called a scatologist,his soul purpose in life is the study of shit, how high upon the medical food chain is he? Must have very low self-esteem to be a poop doctor ya think?
Friday about mid morning I finally had enough strength to get to the shitter and empty out, kept asking for the Imodium , they kept up with the " we need a stool sample!"
Monday morning I finally gave them a stool sample that they could study for hours, Tuesday morning the doctor came in with the Imodium, geeze doctor now how about a stool softener?
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
What Happened
When I quit drinking cold turkey it was messing with me so I went and got calming pills and detox pills to help ease the dts.
I decided to detox my body and bought detox teas and pills ate nothing but fruits and veggies drank lots of water and juices , ended up with the drizzlig shits for a month, lost 30 pounds ,got weak and dehydrated.
Ended up with a very bad chest cold so I did alot of cold tabs which dehydrated my lungs out which caused infectious plugs that I could not cough up.
Went out and bought Mucinex 1200 mg to loosen the plugs which caused to much fluid in my lungs,with plugged up lungs and fluid that I could not cough up I started to drown in fluids.
I started to double dose on my inhalation meds to help breathe , it forced my lungs wide open and I could not dialate the lungs, my breathing was laboring and I was very tired , I turned up the oxygen to 5 liters to force air in my lungs which you never do with copd, I over saturated my lungs with oxygen and they stopped working, I was forcing my diaphram to push air in and out got tired and called the ambulance, got to the E.R. only a few minutes before dying!
Almost put on the vent!
I am ok now, but did lose 30 pounds and look good again in speedos.
Thanks for all your well wishes friends it means alot to me!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I decided to detox my body and bought detox teas and pills ate nothing but fruits and veggies drank lots of water and juices , ended up with the drizzlig shits for a month, lost 30 pounds ,got weak and dehydrated.
Ended up with a very bad chest cold so I did alot of cold tabs which dehydrated my lungs out which caused infectious plugs that I could not cough up.
Went out and bought Mucinex 1200 mg to loosen the plugs which caused to much fluid in my lungs,with plugged up lungs and fluid that I could not cough up I started to drown in fluids.
I started to double dose on my inhalation meds to help breathe , it forced my lungs wide open and I could not dialate the lungs, my breathing was laboring and I was very tired , I turned up the oxygen to 5 liters to force air in my lungs which you never do with copd, I over saturated my lungs with oxygen and they stopped working, I was forcing my diaphram to push air in and out got tired and called the ambulance, got to the E.R. only a few minutes before dying!
Almost put on the vent!
I am ok now, but did lose 30 pounds and look good again in speedos.
Thanks for all your well wishes friends it means alot to me!
And as always, thanks for listening!
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