Sunday, May 31, 2009

Happy Camper

I'm a freakin' Happy Camper!

This is a herbal supplement that acts like valuim, you can say that Johnny G. is fine , very fine, calm , smooth ,Happy Camper!

Tested the waters yesterday with a cookout and no alcohol , what a beautiful day.

Built a fire in my fire pit today and burnt my left hand a tad , but I didn't care cause I was a HAAAAPPPPY Cammmmmper!

Everything is beautiful!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are......
Loving my patio!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Alternative Medicine The Johnny G Way

I'm seriously thinking of taking online herbology courses for a better way of life.
I've been drinking different teas lately and notice some of my pain has been diminishing.

I remember back in the early 90's we use to make Kobucha Tea and drink it for it's body cleansing capabilities.

I've been chilling here tonight looking at different teas and an aunt of mine has the beginnings of Macular degenerative eye disease and I was studing the effect of goji berry tea or wolfberry for that purpose.

No way am I trying to turn on anyone to these helpful hints of a better way of life but it seems more and more people are getting better via herbs and teas.

Now tomorrow I'm cooking with Mexican oregano!

And Remember......

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Getting My Shit Squared

When sitting in the E.R. trying to breathe, one cough and I shat myself,Diarrhea is a bitch when you have no control, so much for being Anal retentive!

3:30 Friday 22 May I sat on the edge of the bed to breathe, gasping for air, coughed and oozed in my shorts again, I don't know what's worst ,gasping for air or squeezing your cheeks so damn hard that your legs go numb so you don't shit yourself?

3:35 am asked for Imodium and was refused ,they need a scat test to see if I had c- diff (bad bacteria that causes lethal diarrhea that causes death); so pony up sonny to the bed pan for a stool sample.
Wtf? A stool sample , how in the hell do you give a freakin' stool sample when you have the drizzling shits , what in the hell are they asking me to preform here miracles, hey sweat cheeks that's why I need the Imodium so that I can give you a stool sample!

Now imagine this for a moment, a specialist gets paid pretty dear to play in my fecal matter, called a scatologist,his soul purpose in life is the study of shit, how high upon the medical food chain is he? Must have very low self-esteem to be a poop doctor ya think?

Friday about mid morning I finally had enough strength to get to the shitter and empty out, kept asking for the Imodium , they kept up with the " we need a stool sample!"

Monday morning I finally gave them a stool sample that they could study for hours, Tuesday morning the doctor came in with the Imodium, geeze doctor now how about a stool softener?

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

What Happened

When I quit drinking cold turkey it was messing with me so I went and got calming pills and detox pills to help ease the dts.
I decided to detox my body and bought detox teas and pills ate nothing but fruits and veggies drank lots of water and juices , ended up with the drizzlig shits for a month, lost 30 pounds ,got weak and dehydrated.
Ended up with a very bad chest cold so I did alot of cold tabs which dehydrated my lungs out which caused infectious plugs that I could not cough up.
Went out and bought Mucinex 1200 mg to loosen the plugs which caused to much fluid in my lungs,with plugged up lungs and fluid that I could not cough up I started to drown in fluids.
I started to double dose on my inhalation meds to help breathe , it forced my lungs wide open and I could not dialate the lungs, my breathing was laboring and I was very tired , I turned up the oxygen to 5 liters to force air in my lungs which you never do with copd, I over saturated my lungs with oxygen and they stopped working, I was forcing my diaphram to push air in and out got tired and called the ambulance, got to the E.R. only a few minutes before dying!
Almost put on the vent!
I am ok now, but did lose 30 pounds and look good again in speedos.
Thanks for all your well wishes friends it means alot to me!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Psalms 90:10

Psalms 90:10
Mortal man shall live 3 score plus ten, some 4 score, who ever lives longer shall live in sorrow.

Johnny G. Wants his 90:10

Wednesday thru Thursday night I danced with the reaper again, almost my last tango.

Ended up in the hospital with life threatening respiratory distress, just minutes away from dying when taken to the hospital, almost put on the respirator.

Death is becoming more gentle with me as I am getting use to walking up to his door,no longer scared of it,just pray that the Doctors and nurses can pull me through once in the E.R. and they did.

Home now resting,it was a wild few days in the hospital and I'll write a little tomorrow on this subject.

Enjoy life , It is sweet!

And as always,thanks for listening!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

This Is So Wrong, Funny But Wrong!

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Present

Yesterday, Debbie had bought me a nice little pocket dictionary.
I just can't find any words to thank her!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

The Good .....

My Debbie took a layoff 2 weeks ago from that fall she had,her place of employment told her today that when ever she wants to come back she can ,no time limit.

The Bad....

The cold weather last night killed one of my New Guinea plants.
Looks like more frost tonight!

The Ugly ...

Rapper Willie D The Geto Boys Rapper was arrested for wire fraud for selling Iphones over the Internet and not delivering.

Way to go Willie, Willie won't go home For at least 2O years!

You can take the man out of the Ghetto but you can't take the Ghetto out of the man!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

The 09 Stimulus

With Obama's Stimulus check of $250 , I went out and purchased My Debbie a new vehical.
A 2009 Bissel Bagless Vac.
Now she can retire that old broom!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

You Asked

I was outside enjoying the day smiling and whistling when my neighbors wife asked me what I was smiling about,so I told her and she left in a huff.
All I Said was Extenze!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.....
Life is great!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Clowns To the right Of Me Jokers To The Left, Here I Am Stuck In The Middle With You!

I was shopping at Walmart yesterday for odds and ends and in the middle of an Isle I was in was a little old lady in one of those scooters crying.
I asked if she was alright and she told me no and explained she was in a lot of pain from a knee replacement and she was setting in that scooter for almost an hour due to the fact that the battery had died.
She had asked a few people to help her and they all ignored her.
One lady working there had told her she'd be back to help her but never got back to her.
Freakin' people piss me off, here sits a little old lady in pain and wanting someone to help her and she was ignored!
What a bunch of freakin' clowns people can be!
I told Debbie to wait by the lady and I went for a different scooter to help her out.
She could not thank me enough for the help.
What a bunch of Jokers in Walmart!
I'm freakin' pissed!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, May 14, 2009


Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind .
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy.
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify .
Can you help me occupy my brain?.
Oh yeah I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find.
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind.
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry ,Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal .
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state ,I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late.

Johnny G. Can Relate.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Tag Your It! I'm It? Yes Your It! Who Tagged Me? Terri Did ! Ah Shut Up!

I've been Tagged By Terri @

I've Just Got To Be Honest and list 10 honest things about me!

1- I'm A Stud
2- I love being sarcastic
3- If it's free It's for me
4- I pee in the shower
5-I love shrinking Debbie's under drawers to make her think her ass is fat
6-The voices in my head tell me what to do
7-Don't bother me with trivial bullshit, I don't give a rat's ass
8- I'm A Stud
9- I tried committing suicide once by eating Debbie's Chicken Cacciatore
10- I'm not a racist , I hate everybody the same

Now I got to pick 5 friends and tell them they got to list ten things honest about themselves.

Marty @

Paula @

Sharon @

Missie @

Dutch @

Ok kiddies you've all been tagged now go get 'em and let's be honest!

Now for being Honest snag your award above!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Suit

Sept. 1981
I just got done proposing to my x- wife, a friend finds me and lets me know that my parents wanted me that my Grandfather had just died.
The following day, Saturday I do believe, I went into town to buy my first suit, a blue 3 piece suit with a black clip on tie and a white shirt, they fitted the suit for me.
Come Monday after noon I walked into the funeral palor to pay my last respects to my Grandfather , seen my Grandmother with a funny stare in her eyes , gave her a kiss and went up to see my GrandFather and damn near lost my sanity.
You see my Grandfathers burial suit was the same suit I picked for myself, right down to the shoes, it was as if I was veiwing my own body!
I had never seen the suit before and never ever saw my Grandfather for the most part dressed up especially in
A suit.
It still gives me the heebie jeebies thinking about it!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

She Lights Up My Life

Other than setting the house on fire every time she cooks for me, She lights up my life!

Now Damn it I'm freakin' serious here,just 5 minutes ago I asked her to turn the flood lights on outside and with out any hesitation my Debbie Flicked the switch, which sent a jolt of electricity that knocked me on my ass due to the fact that I was repairing a faulty wire whilst standing on an aluminium ladder!

Yes Debbie, You doll light up my life!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that discribes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.........
Farrah is dying!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Beets The Hell Out Of Me

Starting tomorrow I'm drinking beet juice to help detoxify my liver!
Did I just say that, beet juice, who in the hell in their right or left mind drinks that stuff?
Hell you could not pay me to eat that stuff when was a kid let alone drink it!
It's been a week already and I'm feeling alittle better, the damage is done and it is a slow process to getting my health back , detox pills are working , calming pills do their job at night, just trying different things in food to help repair the liver.
Looks like I should 've had a V-8!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

How Long Is This Road To Where It Began

I guess the road started 29 years ago , just a few fishing and camping on the weekends, then it started to go south after a bad marriage and not being able to see my daughter in which tore my heart out.
With all the twist and turns in the road I threw the map away and traveled down the road to hell.
Hell bent and firewater to lead me into a path of destruction, I finally found that light at the end of the tunnel"Debbie"and she put me on the right course.
I got out of debt got a better job and the road got alot easier until '97 thur '99 which left me disabled and all roads led to a wall, that's when the path of destruction came back.
Pulling my way along drowning my pain and sorrows and begging God to end it all but he never did and so one more day led to one more week and so on until all roads closed and I realized that 29 years of running left this old soul battered, tired, my last road will be traveled by a six man march!
Johnny G. Wants his 90:10!
I have one more road to travel, the road to soberity, God willing that road is paved!
En avant!
Foward On!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Can It Get Any Tougher?

I was up all night with breathing problems and around six A.M. had a full blown attack,went into respiratory distress, around 7 Am got it under control.
Got an hour sleep ,called my Aunt to let her know that I was running late to take her for her monthly food shopping and to go to the graves, get to the truck , yep , what else could go wrong, freakin' flat tire!
No help around until tonight!
I'm feeling like shit today!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Cinco De Mayo History

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise wasmanufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars ofthe condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to bethe next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise everdelivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to NewYork. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerlyawaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was sogreat, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they stillobserve to this day.The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, ofcourse, as Sinko de Mayo.

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

I'd Rather Be Fishing!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

This Tea Is For Me

This is called the Passion Flower.

It helps with the symptoms of withdrawal from Alcoholism.

You can make a tea out of it , it is like Valium and helps with the vomiting.

This plant is a milk thistle, the sap inside helps the liver to detoxify.

I already have milk thistle pills but need to find the passion flower.

Last night was hell!

And as always,thanks for listening!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

WTF WAS I THINKING????????????

Johnny G is in a bad freakin' way right now!
My freakin' skin is on fire and the snakes come out to play with me at night!
I died 3 times and brought back to life'97 thru '99 , that was easy compared to what the hell I'm going through now!
I promised myself that I'd regain some sort of reality once my daughter gave birth and I'm sticking to my guns but man the freakin' mental and physical pain I am going through without going to the doctor is overwhelming!
My Debbie is right by my side to help me fight the biggest fight I have ever had to fight in my life , I'm fighting the beast within!
Alcoholism is the beast and withdrawal suxs!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write three words that describes how you feel or whats going on.

My 3 word are...........

Flowers Are Planted!

And as always, thanks for listening!