Monday, December 1, 2008

Oh, How I Love Fruitcake

Fruitcake (or fruit cake) is a cake made with chopped candied fruit and/or dried fruit, nuts and spices, and optionally soaked in spirits. In the United Kingdom certain rich versions may be iced and decorated. Fruitcakes are often served in the celebration of weddings and Christmas.
Fruitcake: Made with all the crumbs and garbage that hit the floor all yearlong made into a cake to give to your Favorite Family members that you love so much just to piss them off on Christmas!
There are actual places in the U.S.A. that pay people to make this all so tasty treat for your fine dining on Christmas!
Oh the Joy to receive one of these Tasty treats on Christmas!
And Remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
PS. All of the above was sarcasm