Saturday, October 11, 2008

Rockin' With Jumping Johnny G

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describe what's going on or how you feel.

My 3 words are
Sassy Is Stinky

And as always, thanks for listening!

How Do You Spell Retarted?

You spell REEETARRRRTED with a capital R is how you spell it!

Around 5 am I left my dog Baby G. out and 5:15 the chase was on!

Freakin' dog got sprayed not only once but 4 freakin' times in 2 freakin' years by PePe La Pew!

She most likely is freakin' reeetarrrrrted to not know the differance between cat and skunk!

Skunk Deodorizer is as follows:

1/4 cup of baking soda

1 quart of 3% proroxzide

2 table spoons of dish soap

Throw the freakin Reeeetarrrrrted dawg in the tub!

Say a few freakin' cus words at the damn dawg!

Lather the damn dawg up!

Let set for 5 freakin' minutes while you enjoy the freakin' stench!

Rinse with warm water!

Cus the damn dawg again!

And as always, thanks for listening!