Makes Me Feel Good

Isn't it a good feeling when you read the tabloids and realize that a lot of famous people are just as fucked up as you are?

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Play Ball

When the convention of testical transplant surgeons had its annual softball game,they asked me to throw out the first ball.

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Makes No Sense To Me

We use the sun to make electricity,and then we use electricity to operate sun lamps and tanning machines.

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Order For Table 9 Is Up ,Now Hop To It!

In restaurants where they serve frog's legs,what do they do with the rest of the frog?Do they just throw it away?You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley?I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheese burger and open the lid on that!

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Just Wondering

Is it illegal to charge admission to a free for all?

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Hygiene

I didn't wash today.If I'm not dirty,I don't wash.Some weeks I don't have to shower at all.I just groom my 3 basic areas : teeth, hair, and asshole.And to save time ,I use the same brush!

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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I Gots To Know

Can placebos cause side effects?
If so,are the side effects real?

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!