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The Yellow Rose Of Texas

In The News

Geologists Claim that although the world is running out of oil,there is still a 200 year supply of brake fluid!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Bad Morning

The first thing this morning,I got into an argument with a bowl of rice crispies!
I distinctly heard Snap, Crackle, Fuck You!
I don't know which one of those lil bastards said it but one of them did!
There is no arguments with fruitloops.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Basic Facts

I never read memoirs;the last thing I need is someone else's memories.
I have all I can do to deal with my own.

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

My Peepers Ain't What They Use To Be!

I think good ole Johnny G needs to go to the eye doctor, whilst eating tuna and crackers i happened to look down at the can and it read Friskies Mariners Catch!
Tasted pretty good until I ate what looked like to be an eye!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

It's A Boy?

My buddy's wife just had a 10 lb baby boy.
Come on folks, do you know what a 10 lb baby boy looks like?
Kind of like John Goodman at a distance!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!