Ugly

I use to know a girl that was to damn ugly to work,so she went to work for herself by curing sex offenders in the State Pen.

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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The Past Few Days

I'm sorry I have not been on here the past few days, trying to keep my mind occupied by playing games online doing house work and talking to myself.
It seems these pills ain't worth a shit,it seems I'm more depressed now then I ever was, I'll talk to the doctor about this.
Sassy, my beloved Little Girl is coming around now,she is now going outside to chase the mailman once more.
For myself, I'll never be the same, life pretty much sucks now.
I want to thank my friend Betty in Ca.
She sent me a book that deals in the sorrow I'm Going through.
The Book: Hope For Hurting Hearts By Greg Laurie.
I'm a slow reader, I'm on page 28 of 136 pages, I read a few pages a day this is so I don't get bored and plus it gives me something to do in between my every day rituals.
Thanks Again Betty for the book it is greatly appreciated .
Sent for money out of my Ira to pay for My Debbie's Burial, well it has to happen, I've been sitting in this house for 5 Freakin' Days waiting for the check , so it figures they can't find the house, way to go FEDX!
Tomorrow it'll be here by 9:30 Am , so I'll be out there at the curb by 7:30 with a jug of coffee waiting for them to deliver it!
Well good people, That's it for Today!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Call On Me

Call On Me lyrics
Well, baby, when times are bad,
Now call on me, darling, and I’ll come to you.
When you’re in trouble and feel so sad,
Well, call on me, darling, come on call on me, and I’ll help you.
Yeah!

A man and a woman have each other, baby,
To find their way in this world.
I need you, darling, like the fish needs the sea,
Don’t take your sweet, your sweet love from me.

Baby, when you’re down and feel so blue,
Well, no, you won’t drown, darling, I’ll be there too.
You’re not alone, I’m there too,
Whatever your troubles, honey, I don’t care.

A man and a woman have each other, baby,
To find their way in this world.
I need you, darling, like the fish needs the sea,
Don’t take your sweet, sweet love from me!

Please! So baby, when times are bad,
Call on me, darling, just call on me.

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My3 words are...........
Bills are coming.

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Can You Feel The Love?

Let me not to the marriage of true
minds.
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration
finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never
shaken;
It is the star to every wand'ring
bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his
height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy
lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass
come;
Love alters not with his brief hours
and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of
doom:

If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

Sonnet 116 William Shakespeare

From time to time I have joked with
you all about how my Debbie would
have quick come backs on Can you
feel the love,I guess you now
know that Can You Feel The Love will
be replace with love poems of my Love
for her or our love together.
Please friends bare with me for I'm
trying my best not to be depressed
and will be tryingto make my journal
fun once more.

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Not Every Ass Is The Same

regular ass
(_!_)

fat ass
(__!__)

tight ass
(!)

flat ass
(_._)

bubble ass
(_^_)

sore ass
(_*_)

lop-sided ass
(_!__)

swishy ass
{_!_}

surprised ass
(_o_)

ass that's been around
(_O_)

kiss my ass
(_x_)

leave my ass alone
(_X_)

tired ass
(_zzz_)

wise ass
(_o^o_)

unlucky ass
(_13_)

money out the ass
(_$_)

dumb ass
(_?_)

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Guess What?

Guess who is certifiable now?
Me that's who!
I've joined the ranks of many, I'm taking 10mg's of Fluoxetine, Thats prozac people.
Well hopefully I'll regain some of my sanity back, well I guess there is no choice in the matter, it's sink or swim!

And as always, thanks for listening!